moosey

who?

who the absolute fuck is moosey?

by OpticCartwheels June 20, 2019

moosey

The tuft of hair that grows beneath the nose prior to the coming of puberty

Comes from the english word "moustache"

"Dude when he sneazed, there was snot all stuck to his moosey."

by Petris00 April 23, 2006

moosey

The greatest pro gamer to ever grace the earth. He is the best, and sexy.

that moosey pwns Veilside anyday.

by danny February 18, 2005

moosey

A term used to describe beefy, hairy, ugly-hot men. They are more muscular than a bear, but are not necessarily a muscle head. The opposite of a twink.

I'm not into the bear scene, I like my men to be moosey.

by eidolon79 March 22, 2009

moosey

A realy big and ugly person.

Lets get out of here all the woman are Moosey.

by Stuart Gregg January 28, 2005

Loosey Moosey

A term used to describe beefy, hairy, ugly-hot men that enjoy casual encounters in rest stops, the corners in under lit clubs...pretty much anywhere. They are more muscular than a bear, but are not necessarily a muscle head. Despite their physicality, they prefer to be dominated.

Did you see that loosey moosey on his belly in the back of that bread truck?

by beardedragon5 September 20, 2010

moosey swoosle

Something unlikable, unasthetically appealing, or irritating.

I am so fat, I am a moosey swoosle.

by skittlesqueen February 20, 2003