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moose fucker

canadian arse play fanatic and child worrier
ABAF is a canadian arse play fanatic and a child worrier
by abafs mum February 26, 2004
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Mouse Fuck

The act of letting a mouse crawl up your ass, stimulating it. Mostly gay men/ lonely gay men do this.
Gay Man: Oh man! Last night, I got this killer mouse fuck. It really stimulated my rectum and prostate!
by A Lamer January 25, 2008
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logitech mouse fucked

is when a person disasembles a logitech mouse and takes the motherboard and puts it up someones ass while it cuts up the inside.
dam i got logitech mouse fucked yesterday
by minecraft bruv October 5, 2019
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mouse fucker

1. a man who takes pleasure in getting lots of mice and making them run all over their dick

2. sombody whos fetish is mice, so dresses up as a mouse when they have sex or makes their partner do so

3. sombody who gets a boner at disney land when the guy in the mickey mouse suit walks past
1. at pet shop
SHOPKEEPER: "so this is quiet alot of mice your buying, are they all for you?"
CUSTOMER: "ummm... yeah, sure..."
SHOPKEEPER: "really? because i like to fuck 'em"

2. in bed
GIRL: is this really neccesary?
GUY (in suit): hey, yesterday you made me wear that latex dildo suit, and it gave me a reaction that almost killed me!
GUY IN MICKEY MOUSE VOICE: now bend over and take it like a little bitch, HAHA

3.at disney land
JEFF: duuuuuuuddddddeeeee i am so fucking horny right now.....
STEVEN: what the fuck is wrong with you??...... yeah me too....
BOB: OMFG MOUSE FUCKER!!!
by the awesome-inator April 26, 2010
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When a hip-hop/rap song is performed by a male is sped up to times 1.3. (Shortened to MMFUBD - Muh-fuh-bid)
I was bored, so I listened to 'Lil Wayne in MMFUBD (Mickey Mouse fucked up by his daughter) mode.
by lover of cum January 16, 2009
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Stupid Canadian Syrup Sucking Moosefucker

A uncommon yet catchy insult against canadian posers on XBox Live.
canadiankid456: I just killed your ass ya fudge packing butt pirate
you: shut the hell up ya stupid canadian syrup sucking moosefucker!
by dick pirateeee December 21, 2009
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