Cock Monster Truck 

What is typically said if something very outlandish happens. Often used when large amounts of alcohol are being consumed. Can result in a "spit-take" (one spitting out their beverage because of laughter) if used at an opportune time. This term is a play on words. Taking the term cock monster and the beloved American sport of Monster Trucking.

When playing poker and one realizes that his straight flush has been beaten by a royal flush.

"Cock Monster Truck!!!!" "That just did not fucking happen!"

Cock Monster Truck by The M Theory February 2, 2010

Southern monster truck

A heavy set woman giving you road head.

S:Last night I heard Josh got a southern monster truck

W:ew

Southern monster truck by Youngbuck420 April 25, 2023

Southern monster truck

A southern monster truck is when a morbidly obese woman gives you sloppy road head

S: dude Josh is getting a southern monster truck in that jeep wrangler

T: ew, hopefully he’s drunk

Southern monster truck by Youngbuck420 April 26, 2023

The Monster Truck 

Often times known as "The Monster Truck". A vape or smoking device used by many.

"Big Kyle hand over the monster truck come on now"

The Monster Truck by Big Boberino December 28, 2024

Russian Monster Truck 

The act of inserting one's entire head into another individuals anus before screaming as loud as possiblem, with goal of creating a sound - wave based, sensual experience.

SONIC: "Yo Eggggggman, nice booty."

DR. ROBOTNIK: "Lets see how much you REALLY love my cheeks, hedgehog!"

SONIC: "Alright! I'm gonna eat this entire Chili Dog, than wear you like a hat Doc!"

DR. ROBOTNIK: "At long last, after Sonic gives me a RUSSIAN MONSTER TRUCK, the seven chaos emeralds will finally be mine!

SONIC: "Here we go!"

Russian Monster Truck by Flooperzz August 24, 2025

Monster Trucks 

HUGE specially made Super~Tough trucks that have shows. The tires are over 5' tall & the roar of the engines damn near make you deaf but it's So Awesome to attend 1 of their shows! The trucks even run over other ones!

I got to ride in the back of 1 of the Monster Trucks & it was a blast! So Fun!

Monster Trucks by Starchylde May 28, 2016

Monster truckin'

And apt description of having disproportionately sized testicles in relation to having a smaller penis. Thus, creating the imagery of a small cab on giant wheels much like a monster truck

Bill was wary of wearing his speedo out, for he was perpetually monster truckin' with his inappropriately low bulge.

Monster truckin' by Felonious monk October 5, 2015