Monster trucks of love

Something that is off-the-wall and bizarre. Not very cool.

"Did you guys see that music video the other day? It was so Monster Trucks of Love."

by Zeb-man August 07, 2006

Cock Monster Truck

What is typically said if something very outlandish happens. Often used when large amounts of alcohol are being consumed. Can result in a "spit-take" (one spitting out their beverage because of laughter) if used at an opportune time. This term is a play on words. Taking the term cock monster and the beloved American sport of Monster Trucking.

When playing poker and one realizes that his straight flush has been beaten by a royal flush.

"Cock Monster Truck!!!!" "That just did not fucking happen!"

by The M Theory February 02, 2010

monster truck seminary

A cemetery where people trip, usually in a small town.

Look at those hooligans walking towards the cemetery! It must be a monster truck seminary!

by klassii May 03, 2011

Southern monster truck

A southern monster truck is when a morbidly obese woman gives you sloppy road head

S: dude Josh is getting a southern monster truck in that jeep wrangler

T: ew, hopefully he’s drunk

by Youngbuck420 April 27, 2023

Southern monster truck

A heavy set woman giving you road head.

S:Last night I heard Josh got a southern monster truck

W:ew

by Youngbuck420 April 26, 2023

Monster truck enthusiast

Redneck, stereotype of people from the southern united states.

We don't use pejoritives like redneck here. We prefer the term Monster truck enthusiasts.

by Conradw February 25, 2009

Virginia Monster Truck Tire

When you stand up after sex fully erect, and you clock your head on the running ceiling fan.

Example 1: I just had sex with that hot Kayla chick and after I got Virginia Monster Truck Tired. I swear I have a concussion.

Example 2: Jack fucked me but it wasn't good, the only good thing was him getting Virginia Monster Truck Tired.

by Handjizz_201 February 18, 2019