by GalaxiCat April 4, 2019
Get the monster cockmug. A penis that measures anywhere from a foot long to over two feet in some cases. Must have a concealed carry permit in case it goes off in a crowded public place. Mostly owned by low income blacks, or blacks of any social class, but sometimes a white guy at an office will have one and consider himself the biggest prick in the building, and usually it's true in more ways than one, a high suicide rate is common in an office like this.
Somebody said Bob really does have a monster cock after he stood at the next urinal. I always thought he was just like all the other guys, bragging, now I really am gonna take that pill cocktail I've been saving.
by Solid Mantis August 9, 2016
Get the Monster cockmug. by Mimi’s mom July 15, 2021
Get the Monster cockmug. 1. A rooster that was trained for fighting other roosters.
2. The penis of a typical black male adult.
2. The penis of a typical black male adult.
1. That asshole Jimmy down the street is having cock fights again. He's been turning almost all of his roosters into Monster Cocks!
2. That black guy is always wearing some very baggy pants. He must have a monster cock.
2. That black guy is always wearing some very baggy pants. He must have a monster cock.
by valleyman01 October 20, 2010
Get the monster cockmug. by nonanasnas August 26, 2021
Get the Freddy monster cockmug. A star that has a massive penis
by vrmxlice June 11, 2020
Get the meatus monster cockmug. Term used to describe my unnaturally large penis. Typically given to a person named Matt. Names also referring to Jesus Monster Cock are White Python and Don Knotts. J.M.C is the accepted abbreviation for Jesus Monster Cock
M: Hey Chan, did you hear Brit screaming last night?
C:*confused* Maybe
M: Well, she was riding my Jesus Monster Cock like a pogo stick! I was giving some major Don Knotts.
C:*confused* Maybe
M: Well, she was riding my Jesus Monster Cock like a pogo stick! I was giving some major Don Knotts.
by Duck Butter McGee November 15, 2012
Get the Jesus monster cockmug.