Purple monkey balls
Purple monkey balls by Lil dumb joy October 24, 2018
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Purple Monkey Dishwasher
When somebody reaches down their pants, rubs their hand around on their privates and brings it back up to their nose for a sniff. Usually checking to see if their balls need a cleaning before going out for the night
"Bro, did you just see that?"
"Yeah man he just purple monkey dishwashered himself, that kid is gross"
"Yeah man he just purple monkey dishwashered himself, that kid is gross"
Purple Monkey Dishwasher by Chuckster2020 February 5, 2010
Purple Monkey
Slang for homosexual.
Back in the late 90s in one of the geography classrooms of the Greensward School was a jungle scene. One of the animals drawn on purple paper was a monkey with a limp wrist. From that moment on homosexuals was known as purple monkeys.
Back in the late 90s in one of the geography classrooms of the Greensward School was a jungle scene. One of the animals drawn on purple paper was a monkey with a limp wrist. From that moment on homosexuals was known as purple monkeys.
Person a- I went round John's house last night, found out he was a purple monkey!
Person b- so you've got a sore arse then?!
Person b- so you've got a sore arse then?!
Purple Monkey by Barry Gib November 13, 2016
purple monkey dishwasher
A quick inconspicuous phrase to alert your friends of the pressence of a suspicious looking/acting character.
in other words - 'lets get out of here'
in other words - 'lets get out of here'
Out shopping with friends you notice a stranger eyeing off your handbags but your friends are too distracted to notice....
friend - "do you think this dress will look good with my red heels?"
you - "purple monkey dishwasher!!!!"
friend - "do you think this dress will look good with my red heels?"
you - "purple monkey dishwasher!!!!"
purple monkey dishwasher by R'ee July 22, 2006
double header purple monkey fuck
The act of smoking a cigarette and just before your done you light another cigarette using the cherry from the first cigarette then smoke the second one.
Looks like our smoke break is a extended today. Plenty of time for a double header purple monkey fuck.
double header purple monkey fuck by fLeers March 17, 2013
purple monkey virus
bonzibonzibonzibonzibonzibonzi
purple monkey virus by Hackerslayer/Toxicslayer February 22, 2022
small purple flying monkey
A small-purple-flying monkey is a monkey that eats peoples heads then vomits them up and then regurgitate them back onto their lifeless bodies.
small purple flying monkey by smallpurpleflyingmonkey September 20, 2015