The act of stroking one's penis with such vigorous strength and aggression that it causes one's knuckles to turn white.
Bro, it's been so long since my girl let me hit that I had to give myself the ol' white knuckle monkey fist.
by Elfistothemagnifico March 29, 2023
Get the white knuckle monkey fist mug.1.a knot that is used at sea. it is generally a stop knot, but is not very efficient. it is more recreational/decorational than useful.
2. a small group of friends in Chico CA, who hang all the time and smoke garcia y vega cigars. by technicality, a gang, but not one that is involved in drive by shooting.
2. a small group of friends in Chico CA, who hang all the time and smoke garcia y vega cigars. by technicality, a gang, but not one that is involved in drive by shooting.
1. man, i still gotta learn to tie a monkey's fist
2. i chill with the fella's from monkey's fist all the time
2. i chill with the fella's from monkey's fist all the time
by monkey's fist December 25, 2005
Get the monkey's fist mug.The male version of camel toe. When either pants or underpants adjust themselves so as to gather your genitals into a noticable bulge, regardless of the turgidity of the member. Also known as "putting your dick in a headlock"
Dubious Sexuality Guy 1: Dude check out that guy's camel toe
Dubious Sexuality Guy 2: Nah son, that's a monkey's fist and impressive!
Dubious Sexuality Guy 2: Nah son, that's a monkey's fist and impressive!
by Redwall II April 19, 2012
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Get the monkey fisted mug.by c-ribb December 30, 2007
Get the monkey fisted mug.When a guy is so old that his balls hang low enough to drag on the ground like a monkey whose knuckles are just dragging behind him as he walks. Another phrase for Old Balls
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