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Monkey Barracuda

a monkey Barracuda hybrid that lives in or near dumpsters.

Also lives in the nasty grimiest dirtiest womens anal cavity
my friend saw the monkey barracuda last night when he was throwing out the trash

I was about to fuck my girlfriend when all of a sudden a monkey barracuda jumped on my penis and i jumped
by 1337zor April 13, 2008
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Monkey barrer

A woman who jumps from one man to the next.
Judy is a monkey barrer because she's still with Mike and tryin to get with Pop.
by browneyes24 January 6, 2010
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Monkey Barring

When a guy fucks a girl doggystyle and grabs her titties one by one as they shake.
Mike fucks Anne from behind monkey barring her, as her tits jiggle he grabs the left then right alternativley.
by Tuhr3l October 18, 2009
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Monkey bars

Pressed Xanax bars like the ones with Fentanyl in them that are much cheaper to make
Yo I got those monkey bars for the low
by DakotaAndJessicaFtMyers February 2, 2023
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Baris the Turkish monkey

Baris is a boy who’s from turkey. He’s a definition of a Turkish monkey. Baris is a guy who at the gym says “let’s go do push-ups” but will fight you cuz he gets no bitches. Baris is also the kind of guy who sprays you with water because he thinks it’s “cool.” I personally fucking hate baris because he’s a Turkish monkey. Worse than black monkeys are Turkish monkeys. Baris is also the kind of guy who won’t fight for his country because he’s a pussy. I hope Lebanon bombs his house one day inshallah!
Adam: Have y’all seen baris the Turkish monkey?

Zulf: no he’s probably hiding from the Turkish army so he doesn’t have to do his military service!
by Baris is bitch January 18, 2023
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barbarian monkey

Wow, I can't believe he just said that!! He's a real barbarian monkey.
by Cory Staats June 2, 2014
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Utterly and completely worthless; completely valueless.
Bubba: That is about the stupidest fucker I've ever met.

Rawhyde: You said it, brother. He's as worthless as a barrel of monkey nuts!
by Rawhyde & Bubba June 19, 2007
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