Mongolia

A country that doesn't exist. It's a lie by the Russian government to hide their nukes.

P1: I went to Mongolia last week!
P2: How the hell did you go to a place that doesn't exist?

by zaccyiguess May 28, 2022

Mongolia

The Feeling of being too drunk to function normally but not too drunk to draw a dick with a chalk and then lay in it.

-How are you feeling?
- *long pause* Mongolia

by Banana bread usual October 24, 2020

Mongolia

This country was once an absolute monster, conquering a quarter of Europe and 75% of Asia back in the 13th century, all thanks to some annoying fatass named Genghis Khan, until somewhere in the 16th or 17th century when it got W E A K. Now look at it. It's a polluted piece of garbage, the average citizen's health is bad. Heck, they even support Russia in the invasion of Ukraine.

Also their language is hard as heck man.

Mongolia is bad.

by A really big weirdo September 13, 2022

Athens, Croatia Cuba, Greece , Mongolia And Spain Is Xlife.com

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Person 343: Athens, Croatia Cuba, Greece , Mongolia And Spain Is Xlife.com

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 08, 2025

Hung Mongolia

The highest level of hungover. Can’t get out of bed and shaking constantly. Your life is over

He finished half a handle of Tito’s last night, He woke up hung Mongolia

by bobby12236382 March 13, 2024

Eel in Mongolia

To have no idea what you are doing or to lack experience in a given area.
Explanation: There are not eels in Mongolia, so an eel in Mongolia would likely have no idea what they are doing and lack experience

“Like an eel in Mongolia”
“I have about as much experience as an eel in Mongolia”
“Do you know what you are doing? About as much as an eel in Mongolia”

by mrbookworm March 18, 2024