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What I call homo-sapiens who know the spartan prayer: "Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Do you know the spartan prayer and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Anointed And Moisten One (Moist To Moses, The Moist One Called "Angel Jose Robles")...
by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025
mugGet the The Anointed And Moisten One (Moist To Moses, The Moist One Called "Angel Jose Robles")...mug.

Moistened Member

n. British alternate terminology for having engaged in coitus.

v. To copulate or "get it in"
Hey there babe, I would like to have two Big Macs and a moistened member please.
by Homozygus February 19, 2012
mugGet the Moistened Membermug.

moisten the oreo

A waterbug that isnt in water.
"HOW DID THAT WATERBUG MOISTEN THE OREO??"
by MyEggrole May 28, 2016
mugGet the moisten the oreomug.

Moisten

My mouth is dry, let me put your dick in it to moisten it”
by -Sara 2023 May 29, 2023
mugGet the Moistenmug.

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