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Keif Massage

A pleasurable tingling feeling in the back of the throat after pulling a straight keif bowl on a nice cool bong. This massaging feeling is usually desired after hooting a bowl that was particularly harsh on the throat.
Yo that last hit was pretty harsh, gimme a bowl full of keif for a nice keif massage to make it better
by ST Dancergirl December 15, 2014
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mr. body massage machine

A term only used when picking up dangerous broken electric wires from the road and throwing them away. It is mostly used by bald African American men driving green jeeps while wearing orange pantalons.
by GilvaSunner February 14, 2012
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Massachusetts wrecking ball

A dingleberry (small piece of poop) stuck in one's pubes.
"How.. HOW DID HE HAVE A DINGLEBERRY IN THE FRONT?!"

"The ol, Massachusetts wrecking ball"
by wtf-m8 March 22, 2020
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Jones BBQ Foot massage

When a really fat black guy. Has a few pennies in his pocket and decided to hire a guy to make him a song for his restuarant
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Weapon of Mass Distraction (WMD)

Celebrities that have been enlisted by the U.S Government to keep the public eye off of what is really going on...
Paris Hilton's crotch... Britney Spears cooch... Anna Nicole Smith America's Princess Di... all government operatives...a collective Weapon of Mass Distraction (WMD) if you will...
by Jared L. Ohlinger August 12, 2008
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massah

Originally used by slaves to address their fiendish masters on the plantations, today, "massah" is used to address someone behaving in an obstinately bossy manner, especially if you think it's not their place to do so.
Wife: "Today I need you to go shopping, mow the lawn, wash the car, comb the dog, clip the cats' claws etc..."

Husband: "Yes massah"
by Spellnik October 14, 2007
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Mass Destruction

"Oh babe I've got a whole crew with me who can relate
To this Mass Destruction
(Just go crazy)"
by sjl057 October 29, 2019
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