Skip to main content

Yao Ming

Share definition
To drill a hole through someone's temple in their skull with your penis, and then proceed to fuck their brain.
Jeremy: Hey Beth, how did you enjoy being Yao Minged?
Beth:......
Jeremy: Yeah, I leave bitches speechless
by Cockdriller March 1, 2010
Flag
mugGet the Yao Ming mug.

Yao Ming

Share definition
"Hey Mick, I heard the Rockets are in LA this weekend on their West Coast swing, and Yao Ming is going to be out on the scene tonight."

"I just spent some time in the bathroom with Yao Ming, and now I'm feeling alot taller than 7-4."

"I know he's usually yellow, but Yao is looking alot whiter than he did last weekend."

"Hey bro, did you add Yao to the evite for my birthday party this weekend?"
by Jason H. B. June 14, 2008
Flag
mugGet the Yao Ming mug.

yao ming

Share definition
Fred- Hey yo Whats Cracking?
Howard-Not much, yao Ming? YAo Ming?
Fred- yeah I dig...
by Howard Chen April 23, 2005
Flag
mugGet the yao ming mug.

Yao Ming Money

Share definition
An increment of money, in a hip hop term how tall/ or how much money you have. Referring to the height of 7ft 4inch basketball player Yao Ming mostly a play on words.
1. Your money little stacks and mine is Yao Ming .

2. Talking bout your big paper, but Mine is that Yao Ming Money.

3. person 1: Yeah man that dudes making alot of money

Person 2: shit my nigga hes got Yao Ming paper.
by Dj Rakk February 6, 2010
Flag
mugGet the Yao Ming Money mug.

yao ming

Share definition
meaning "know what I mean"

A play on the term "na mean" or "naw mean" and deliverable in the same range of intonation, tempo and pitch. Where as these root terms can be used as questions, 'yao ming' is purely exclamatory.

explicitly meant to be cheesy.

Coined in Philadelphia by N. Maldonado in 2003 following Yao Ming's NBA debut.
A: "Damn that bum out front the WAWA stank ass"
B: "yao ming!"
by DJ PennyPincher June 1, 2006
Flag
mugGet the yao ming mug.

yao ming

Share definition
the sound a cat makes when it flies through a wood chipper
mmbuzzzzzzzz YAO - MINGgggg!!!!!
by Go ROckets!! August 13, 2004
Flag
mugGet the yao ming mug.

Yao Ming

Share definition
name of a China's most famous basketball player. Also a malapropism used to express the phrase, "d'you know what I mean?" Used when you think that the person listening understands and so you do not need to say any more.
That girl is the freakiest of freaks. Not only does she wear white pants, but me and the boys are gonna run a train on her, Yao Ming?
by PincheMike March 4, 2010
Flag
mugGet the Yao Ming mug.