A sex act in which a girl spreads her ass cheeks apart like goatse, while her partner pours milk and Hershey's chocolate syrup into her open anus. The girl then proceeds to twerk like Miley Cyrus until chocolate milk is made, which is then consumed by the couple.
After getting bored performing the Cincinnati Bowtie, the freaky couple moved to the Cleveland Steamer and then began making Columbus Chocolate Milk.
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Some people drink multiple gallons of chocolate milk per day. These people have been known to hurl buildings into other buildings, have sex for literally days nonstop without getting tired, throw punches at the speed of light, and travel through time.
Someone invented Powerthirst in an attempt to replicate the effects of chocolate milk. They failed miserably.
Some people drink multiple gallons of chocolate milk per day. These people have been known to hurl buildings into other buildings, have sex for literally days nonstop without getting tired, throw punches at the speed of light, and travel through time.
Someone invented Powerthirst in an attempt to replicate the effects of chocolate milk. They failed miserably.
It is a well-known fact that every superhero in existence draws their power from healthy doses of chocolate milk.
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