microsoft sam

the annoying voice that is in your computer and cannot pronounce words correctly

just try it in your computer and you will see it and Microsoft SAM is annoying

by hajii December 26, 2008

microsoft shover

a female computer geek that loves orgasms

damn, she's such a microsoft shover!
or
"son if you turn out ugly, just go for a microsoft shover"

by q-ballpopopopo June 11, 2018

Microsoft Flight Simulator X

A flight simulator, developed in October of 2006.

Eats alot of computer resources, needs powerful computer to run.

Guy: Hey, I just got Microsoft Flight Simulator X. I can fly military planes and stuff!
Person: Cool. Whats your FPS?
Guy: Eh.....12...

by pieguy124 March 30, 2009

Nintendo VS Microsoft VS Sony

A war that happened several centuries ago. Nintendo was amongst the elder kingdoms, and Microsoft and Sony soon were on their way to becoming Top Dogs. The time eventually did come, and all hell broke loose. The Big 3 kingdoms decided to remain neutral, until an annual event by the name of E3 came along. All hell broke loose over and over. Gamers to this day argue which of the Big 3 Ancient kingdoms are better. Those kingdoms have evolved into companies. Although the annual E3 is still around today, the fighting amongst Nintendo, Microsoft, and Sony, is a fight of words, not weapons (unfortunately).

Note: This example is based on stereotypes, not my opinion

NintendoFanboy: We have better variety in games!
MicrosoftFanboy: We can play games like Halo on the 360 AND our computers!
SonyFanboy: Our games ALWAYS look the best!

AppleFanboy: Haha I got a phone that I can make calls AND play videogames on!

SonyFanboy: Um guys...
NintendoFanboy: Shall we?
MicrosoftFanboy: Our fighting shall resume after this!

The Big 3 Fanboys proceed to murder the AppleFanboy. Task is completed. The fighting resumes. It is unknown if the Nintendo VS Microsoft VS Sony War will ever die.

by JohnsonPwns February 15, 2012

microsoft customer support

A phrase that may be used to describe anything that does not exist.

"Dude, that unicorn is just like Microsoft customer support!"

by Herter1 February 15, 2009

Microsoft Tech Support

A middle-aged man named Vihaan, greets you with the phrase, "Microsoft Tech Support, how may I help you?"

Me: Hi, I got this message and it says to call you.
Vihaan: "Microsoft Tech Support, how may I help you?"
Me: *hangs up*

by XDhobo June 10, 2019

microsoft tech support

a kid named tahim

Kid1: My computer won't turn on!
Microsoft Tech Support: Hello my name is Tahim how may I help you?

by RyanTheKid March 31, 2017