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Microphone Polluter

AKA as an "MP." Someone who thinks he/she's an MC and that he/she can flow on the mic, but they are wack and in reality they are polluting the microphone with their wannabe rhymes.
Jackie: Yo, what was up with that guy who grabbed the microphone away from Rakim and he tried to improvise a rap onstage?

Larry: That guy is definitely not an MC, he's a Microphone Polluter with his wack-ass raps about the suburbs.
by El Muneco May 7, 2009
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Microphone abuser

Someone who's spit aggressive on Da mic
Man he dat rapper is a microphone abuser
by Junezrapsoulzzz October 13, 2018
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microphone muncher

A person who makes lots of noise when talking with a microphone, so much so that it sounds as if they are munching on the microphone as they talk
Bob: oi what's that noise when u talk it's like earrape

Steve: Bob, he's a microphone muncher.
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Microphone Syndrome

Microphone Syndrome is when a person who is given some sort of power and begins spouting nonsense with no thoughts of the repercussion later.
Ben Shapiro said "Renewable Energy is the dumbest phrase since Climate Change" this is a case of Microphone Syndrome
by Gingersnap5322 October 15, 2018
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microphone diarrhea

a diarrhea-like medical condition in which the sufferer, usually a corrupt incompetent politician, feels the frequent and urgent need to go a nearby microphone or camera for a pathetic little press conference.
lately adam schiff and nancy pelosi seemed to have been suffering from microphone diarrhea
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microphone emoji

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microphone sex

Sexual intercourse (usually done without a microphone in the room) in which the orgasms are so loud that they seem to be amplified.
Me and my girlfriend had microphone sex last night; the neighbors called 911 because they thought it was a break-in (which in a way it sorta was).
by reallyhotguy666666665 January 22, 2012
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