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John Michael is an amazing man of God! He has the voice of an Angel and is very genuine. He cares so much for people and loves his family and friends so much! He has beautiful long black hair and big brown eyes. If you know John Michael then you are in for a wild ride! Oh, and NEVER put him in the friend zone!
"Hey, I heard a new song today. Butterfly by John Michael! It's so good."

"John Michael makes me a better person"
by Jesuslover09 November 23, 2021
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The sweetest boyfriends, you couldn’t ask for a better man. Huge dick’s where it counts, looks like jake gyllenhaal but teaches yoga.
You’re boyfriend is so hot, he’s such a John Michael.
by KyDandi April 2, 2022
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Eg. I'm John Michaeling this weekend

I'm gonna pull a John Michael this week
by anonymous April 17, 2024
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A stupid dumbass, thinks he's funny, has no fucking life. Predator. A fucking dickhead that turns girls lesbian within 40 seconds of contact. A sad pathetic little Man, that cannot stand being wrong. An immature dickhead who lives under the delusion that he is funny and that people actually value his presence(incorrect)
John Michael is a fucking dumbass, I hope he gets munted by 4 baboons and never turns up. He uses an alaskin pipeline every night to try and make himself feel better.
by JohnWoodHater March 14, 2025
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michael johns

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Hot australian 29 year old man, Contestant on american idol who should've got to the final two with david cook.
Damn, Michael Johns is hot.
by nikkkkikki May 30, 2008
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Michael Johnson

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A guy who stays with a joke for so long, he kills it and you just want to punch him right in the mouth.
put it in there" "THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!" "way to be a Michael Johnson"
by AYE YO BRAH September 24, 2011
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Michael Johnston

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He is (according to google) 24 years old, but looks not a day older 19, with a whopping 197,000 followers on Instagram. Although he has more humans following him that I could ever imagine. He is also mine and many others favorite person. He has wonderful and underrated music that I can't get out of my head. His song "Make It Easy" is playing on my playlist 24/7. He did amazing on Teen Wolf, (Corey, who he plays, is my favorite character), but his music slaps way more, no offense Teen Wolf because I love you. So overall he is A M A Z I N G. period.
"Who is your favorite UNDERRATED music?"
"Oh, definitely Michael Johnston."
by malia & gaby December 30, 2020
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