When you realize someone is the most talented, sexiest, cutest, most caring, most misunderstood man on the planet and your heart is broken because you will never meet him
by Moonbeamer One November 15, 2012
Get the Michael Jackson'd mug.To perform horrible, unspeakable acts, such as massacring ten underperforming 'fighting dogs' by means of hanging and drowning and then think you can get away with it because of your super star status. After you have actually taken one minute to truly understand what hanging or drowning a defenseless dog with your bare hands would be like, you will proceed to make a profit from this horrendous act, whilst retaining your sports star status and then getting caught by the authorities.
From here you will admit to these allegations, plead guilty and spend a minimum amount of time prison. You will leave prison, and return to your sports star status without anyone questioning the nightmarish acts you have committed in the past. You will then proceed to play the best sports you have ever played for a reputable and credible team, and be praised for your skills even though you used those very same hands to drain the last strain of life out of a fighting for life puppy.
After you die, you will hopefully go to some form of torturous hell, which will have its own private area reserved for you, because not even Lucifer himself could show you mercy for the things you did to those dogs.
From here you will admit to these allegations, plead guilty and spend a minimum amount of time prison. You will leave prison, and return to your sports star status without anyone questioning the nightmarish acts you have committed in the past. You will then proceed to play the best sports you have ever played for a reputable and credible team, and be praised for your skills even though you used those very same hands to drain the last strain of life out of a fighting for life puppy.
After you die, you will hopefully go to some form of torturous hell, which will have its own private area reserved for you, because not even Lucifer himself could show you mercy for the things you did to those dogs.
by Vengeful Puppy December 6, 2010
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Will be single all of his life
You have more fingers than he does friends
Will be single all of his life
You have more fingers than he does friends
by Phat hoe 111 November 8, 2019
Get the Michael O’D mug.The act of blowing up someone or something, literally or figuratively.
Also used when posting pictures on the Internet of a single or multiple explosions on someone's social networking site.
Also used when posting pictures on the Internet of a single or multiple explosions on someone's social networking site.
Oh shit, Brad's car just got Michael Bay'd bro.
I just Michael Bay'd the hell out of my toilet!
*posts picture of an explosion on someone's Facebook profile while adding the comment:* YOU JUST GOT MICHAEL BAY'D SON!
I just Michael Bay'd the hell out of my toilet!
*posts picture of an explosion on someone's Facebook profile while adding the comment:* YOU JUST GOT MICHAEL BAY'D SON!
by 44+376=420 August 5, 2012
Get the Michael Bay'd mug.From a conversation overheard in a sushi restaurant, referring to the way Sascha Baron Cohen's movie "Bruno" tanked very quickly:
"I think he may have Michael Moore'd himself."
"I think he may have Michael Moore'd himself."
by Mr. Subliminal August 1, 2009
Get the Michael Moore'd mug.When an unsuspecting observer gets hit in the face with a football. Isn't limited to just on the football field, can be referenced as a threat, joke, or descriptive. (Refer to Michael Boley #59 on New York Giants).
"The second you aren't looking, I'm gonna Michael Boley you"
"Did you see that camerman? He got Michael Boley'd"
"Did you see that camerman? He got Michael Boley'd"
by bannannaphone December 17, 2011
Get the michael boley'd mug.Michael J. Fox is a famous actor with Parkinson's disease, which causes uncontrollable tremors. Imagine the struggles Michael J. Fox faces on a daily basis while trying to pour a glass of orange juice or pour milk over his cereal - this is the essence of what it means to "Michael J" something.
Michael J'ing is when you miserably fail at performing an action that requires a basic level of physical adeptness/dexterity, and usually results in the catastrophic destruction of an important item, or project.
Michael J'ing is when you miserably fail at performing an action that requires a basic level of physical adeptness/dexterity, and usually results in the catastrophic destruction of an important item, or project.
Frank: Hey, Jimbob, be careful carrying two bowls at once you don't want to dr-
*drops bowls of stew all over freshly cleaned carpet*
Jimbob: Woops
Frank: God dammit, Jimbob, you michael j'd the fuck out of my carpet! I just cleaned this shit!
*drops bowls of stew all over freshly cleaned carpet*
Jimbob: Woops
Frank: God dammit, Jimbob, you michael j'd the fuck out of my carpet! I just cleaned this shit!
by chronowarp January 11, 2014
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