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mexican bumper car

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when you snap your head back. like when you hit a mexican from behind in a bumber car
J.D: ow you just gave me the old mexican bumper car!
vince: awsome!
by fatimus maximo January 2, 2009
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Mexican Carwash

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When you use the window washer squeegee at a service station to wash your entire car.
I ran in to buy some cheetos and a soda, and saw my friend through the window using the gas station squeegee to give his car the ol Mexican Carwash.
by Peanut_Butter! July 3, 2014
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Pulling a Mexican cartel

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When you kidnap the most ghetto thug from America to Mexico and hold him hostage for 2 years straight for no reason and give him a bogus ass spic punishment for no reason and then take credit for all the dead bodies he left behind in Mexico after his visit because you feared Mexico's reputation of how many dead spics were left cuz it made you look retarded and made it look like you had no idea what you were doing.
person 1: OH GOD LOOK AT ALL OUR PPL! THEYRE DEAD! We shouldnt have fucked with that ghetto ass American!

Person2: Oh shit now everybody knows how weak we really are.

Person 1: Not if we take credit for it.

Me: Thats what I call pulling a Mexican cartel.

El Chapo Guzman (name stands for short): "I agree, us mexican spics are the weakest race :( . "
by The ONLY devil 😈 December 6, 2021
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Pulling a Mexican cartel

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When you kidnap the most ghetto thug from America to Mexico and hold him hostage for 2 years straight for no reason and give him a bogus ass spic punishment for no reason and then take credit for all the dead bodies he left behind in Mexico after his visit because you feared Mexico's reputation of how many dead spics were left cuz it made you look retarded and made it look like you had no idea what you were doing.
person 1: OH GOD LOOK AT ALL OUR PPL! THEYRE DEAD! We shouldnt have fucked with that ghetto ass American!

Person2: Oh shit now everybody knows how weak we really are.

Person 1: Not if we take credit for it.

Me: Thats what I call pulling a Mexican cartel.

El chapo: I agree, us mexican spics are the weakest race :( .
by The ONLY devil 😈 December 6, 2021
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Mexican carousel

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Having sex for an extended period of time, in multiple positions, until one or both partners completely break down, run out of gas, and/or sustain injuries.
Last night my boyfriend and I did a Mexican Carousel and I can barely walk straight today.

Trying a Mexican Carousel at age 50 almost killed me. I thought I was having a heart attack.
by Tornado608 December 11, 2018
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mexican carry

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To carry a pistol inside the waistband with no holster.
ex1.
I mexican carry my glock 17 and accidently show my balls.

ex2.
The guy mexican carries his glock and shot him in the leg while driving.
by migueljuarez January 6, 2007
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Pulling a Mexican cartel

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When you kidnap the most ghetto thug from America to Mexico and hold him hostage for 2 years straight for no reason and give him a bogus ass spic punishment for no reason and then take credit for all the dead bodies he left behind in Mexico after his visit because you feared Mexico's reputation of how many dead spics were left cuz it made you look retarded and made it look like you had no idea what you were doing.
person 1: OH GOD LOOK AT ALL OUR PPL! THEYRE DEAD! We shouldnt have fucked with that ghetto ass American!

Person2: Oh shit now everybody knows how weak we really are.

Person 1: Not if we take credit for it.

Me: Thats what I call pulling a Mexican cartel.

El chapo guzman: I agree, us mexican spics are the weakest race :( .
by I multitask the Universe bitch December 7, 2021
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