The sexiest human ever to live. Lead singer of Queen, died in 1991 of AIDS. Voice like a God, body like a model. A skinny model. <3
Personally, I believe Freddie Mercury had the sexiest male voice ever, and I'd like to make love to him for extended amounts of time, were he still living. -swoon-
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The flagship full-size sedan of the Mercury marque for the entirety of its lifetime that remained almost completely unchanged from 1983 onward. It was the mid-level variant of the Ford panther platform, positioned between the Ford Crown Victoria (LTD) and Lincoln Town Car as a moderately upscale body-on-frame, V8 engined, six-passenger sedan. It was largely marketed toward an elderly demographic that appreciated its decidedly traditional appeal and didn't want to see it changed. Eventually, however, the generation who had kept it in production (and, realistically, the entire Mercury brand for that matter) died off and only a small but fierce band of metro hipster cucks and southern hicks remained to petition its inexorable demise.
Notable features included: genuine fake wood inserts on every single interior dash and door panel, superbly soft dual bench seats for elderly keisters, a chrome-clad three or four speed automatic transmission column-shifter for ease of usage by arthritis-afflicted hands, a capacious trunk to be used for nothing other than hauling bags of hand-crocheted doilies, and an utterly isolating suspension and power-steering system to prevent intrusion of any kind from the outside world during the weekly twenty kilometer per hour joyride to the bingo hall.
The flagship full-size sedan of the Mercury marque for the entirety of its lifetime that remained almost completely unchanged from 1983 onward. It was the mid-level variant of the Ford panther platform, positioned between the Ford Crown Victoria (LTD) and Lincoln Town Car as a moderately upscale body-on-frame, V8 engined, six-passenger sedan. It was largely marketed toward an elderly demographic that appreciated its decidedly traditional appeal and didn't want to see it changed. Eventually, however, the generation who had kept it in production (and, realistically, the entire Mercury brand for that matter) died off and only a small but fierce band of metro hipster cucks and southern hicks remained to petition its inexorable demise.
Notable features included: genuine fake wood inserts on every single interior dash and door panel, superbly soft dual bench seats for elderly keisters, a chrome-clad three or four speed automatic transmission column-shifter for ease of usage by arthritis-afflicted hands, a capacious trunk to be used for nothing other than hauling bags of hand-crocheted doilies, and an utterly isolating suspension and power-steering system to prevent intrusion of any kind from the outside world during the weekly twenty kilometer per hour joyride to the bingo hall.
Phyllis used to own a blue '99 Mercury Grand Marquis--that is, until she backed it into the Sears display window. Her family always said that car was too much for an old woman to handle.
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God himself.
The lead singer of Queen. More than likely the best rock n' roll singer ever. Also extremely sexiful.
His voice is ORGASMIC, it's so good. I mean, come on.
But then he died from AIDs in 1991. ;-; Life is so unfair.
Kay I'm done kissing his ass. But he rawks everyone with any sense of musical taste's socks. XP.
The lead singer of Queen. More than likely the best rock n' roll singer ever. Also extremely sexiful.
His voice is ORGASMIC, it's so good. I mean, come on.
But then he died from AIDs in 1991. ;-; Life is so unfair.
Kay I'm done kissing his ass. But he rawks everyone with any sense of musical taste's socks. XP.
by Toordle September 19, 2005
Get the freddie mercury mug.Born Farookh Bulsara, Freddie Mercury was of Persian- Indian descent. He is best known for his amazing singing skills and as the front man of the English rock band Queen.
Freddie Mercury was unlike other frontmen; he could put on a show!
He played the piano, sang, and ocassionally played the guitar.
Unfortunately, Freddie Mercury got ill with AIDS. Freddie Mercury denied he had AIDS until it was too hard to deny it, as he looked terrible, so bad infact that he didnt look like himself at all.
A day before his death he released a statement to the public admitting he had AIDS. The next day Freddie Mercury died at the age of 45.
Freddie Mercury was unlike other frontmen; he could put on a show!
He played the piano, sang, and ocassionally played the guitar.
Unfortunately, Freddie Mercury got ill with AIDS. Freddie Mercury denied he had AIDS until it was too hard to deny it, as he looked terrible, so bad infact that he didnt look like himself at all.
A day before his death he released a statement to the public admitting he had AIDS. The next day Freddie Mercury died at the age of 45.
Freddie Mercury is one of my favorite singers. His band Queen had many songs, some being We Are the Champions, You're My Best Friend, The Show Must Go On, Killer Queen, Somebody to Love, Bohemian Rhapsody, I Want to Ride My Bicycle, I Want to Break Free, Radio Ga Ga, Another One Bites the Dust, Dont Stop Me Now, etc.
by cates September 27, 2006
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The singer of Queen
A Legend who will never be forgotten and could never be replaced.
A beautiful person.
A wonderful man.
A man who will put a smile on anyone's face, will even put a smile on the faces of the smug bitches of the world.
The greatest showman of all time
The man who has the voice that will make the hairs on the back of your neck stick up.
The man who writes the music everyone can enjoy,if you claim
To not like his music you need to be admitted to the nearest psych unit.
The legend you cannot get enough of.
The singer of Queen
A Legend who will never be forgotten and could never be replaced.
A beautiful person.
A wonderful man.
A man who will put a smile on anyone's face, will even put a smile on the faces of the smug bitches of the world.
The greatest showman of all time
The man who has the voice that will make the hairs on the back of your neck stick up.
The man who writes the music everyone can enjoy,if you claim
To not like his music you need to be admitted to the nearest psych unit.
The legend you cannot get enough of.
Question: "Hey who's the most talented, magnificent man to ever walk the earth?"
Answer: "Freddie Mercury"
Answer: "Freddie Mercury"
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Born in Zanzibar in 1946, Raised in India and moved to United Kingdom as a teenager.
He is the greatest singer of all time who wrote classics like Bohemian Rhapsody, One Vision, Don't stop me now and many more. Died in 1991.
Born in Zanzibar in 1946, Raised in India and moved to United Kingdom as a teenager.
He is the greatest singer of all time who wrote classics like Bohemian Rhapsody, One Vision, Don't stop me now and many more. Died in 1991.
Freddie Mercury wrote some of the greatest songs. He had an amazing voice and no one could ever replace it
We will all miss him RIP ,
We will all miss him RIP ,
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