merkin 

A white trash American. Based on the way said people mispronounce "American."

Lets go to the monster truck show and look at all the merkins!

I went to Gatlinburg, TN and yo that place is flooded with merkins.

merkin by Doctor Huang April 26, 2011

merkin 

a swab for a cannon.

use the merkin to clean the cannon. see webster's dictionary, third edition.

merkin by noodlenoggin98 October 8, 2009

Merkin 

A pubic wig for those of the female persuasion.

Belinda, having undergone chemotherapy for the past couple months, resorted to wearing a merkin.

Merkin by Huh? December 4, 2003

Merkin 

Often worn in Roman times, a 'merkin' is a female pubic wig.

Give us a niff of ya merkin, Marcia.

Merkin by Kegsie December 13, 2008

merkin 

another word for vagina wig.

damn! close your legs!! i can see your merkin, and its ugly!

merkin by omfgmatty January 23, 2007

Merkin 

To murder

Peeps cant just b runnin around MERKIN other peeps
“Im thinkin bout MERKIN that mofo

Merkin by gypsy mom November 17, 2017

merkin 

An American.

I'm afraid of merkins.

merkin by U-Tard December 30, 2008