An individual who is constantly living in the past and glorifying in his own ignorance of the here and now.
A man who gets sexually aroused by the houliganism regularly employed by the Philadelphia Flyers.
An empty-headed, big-haired douchbag of mimbo who set the record for the coach who was fired the quickest into an NHL season.
A man who gets sexually aroused by the houliganism regularly employed by the Philadelphia Flyers.
An empty-headed, big-haired douchbag of mimbo who set the record for the coach who was fired the quickest into an NHL season.
Barry: I remember when people liked me and I was a respected member of the NHL community like it was yesterday. That's because it was yesterday, cause I'm still great and everyone knows it.
Stranger: I do not know who you are or why you are talking to me, but you are currently naked and standing in horseshit.
I didn't think I could get any hornier after that finger-biting Flyers game, but I just watched a bum-fighting video and now I can barely contain myself. I now know how Barry Melrose must feel.
Barry: The Flyers will win the Stanley Cup this year, because they went out and got a bunch of really tough guys.
Expert: You are such a Barry Melrose. Don't you know that the NHL has changed and skilled teams like the Penguins and the Red Wings are now the trend setters.
Stranger: I do not know who you are or why you are talking to me, but you are currently naked and standing in horseshit.
I didn't think I could get any hornier after that finger-biting Flyers game, but I just watched a bum-fighting video and now I can barely contain myself. I now know how Barry Melrose must feel.
Barry: The Flyers will win the Stanley Cup this year, because they went out and got a bunch of really tough guys.
Expert: You are such a Barry Melrose. Don't you know that the NHL has changed and skilled teams like the Penguins and the Red Wings are now the trend setters.
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A shabby apartment complex that in structure resembles that of the TV show "Melrose Place", apart from its dirtyness.
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Person 1: Can you believe that he likes Lucas, who likes Desiree, who likes Jamie who likes Lucas?
Person 2: Yeah man. This shit is taking a turn for the Melrose.
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