jarvis mekalanis

a dirty man-whore who ball hogs the basketball. normally found at middle schools. J.V.M. is a common abreviation. Also a foul odor.

you smell like J.V.M.

by Grapeford Panky December 21, 2004

medalyn

Medalyn is that one friend who plays fort nite at 3 am in the morning and has gotten so much stuff but broken it all

You remind me of a medalyn!

by Banannanaananna man October 18, 2021

menalyn

Menalyn the only female to make you feel like a king or a queen and will also put you in your place real quick. She’s strong, smart, fierce! She’s a giver, comes off as quiet and reserved but has ratchet in her veins, very loyal and knows her worth. One of a kind lover, best friend and they make the best moms. If you have a Menalyn in your life you are blessed beyond measure

Menalyn?! That’s my mf best friend!! She my rider

by Biiiisssshhh November 23, 2021

Mikalyn

idk ? I just know that she apparently has a big nose. She's also a huge pissy whiney baby bitch about food waaaa waaaaaa im so afraid of getting fat waaaaaa like holy shit PLEASE shut your mouth. like damn maybe if your mom didn't abuse you you'd be fucking normal. Why can't you literally just be normal. Holy shit AND STOP TYPING SO FUCKING HARD. YOU ARE GONNA BREAK YOU LAPTOP DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW TO TAKE CARE OF TECHNOLOGY?? You can't even take care of yourself HOW ARE YOU GOING TO TAKE CARE OF A LAPTOP? ARE YOU DUMB? YES!!!! she's also a virgin and will definitely die alone and also her eyes are too close together lol

Hi Mikalyn

by PoopyHoleTard January 12, 2024

Mikalyn

Mikalyn is the coolest girl you will ever meet. She is smart and reliable and pretty to the point where it shouldn't be possible. She is usually the therapist friend and really needs a break so treat your Mikalyn right. She is also a passenger princess and you should give her your money because why wouldn't you????

"Why is your front seat all decorated with cute things?" "Because its for Mikalyn, you dumbass. Don't sit there."

by ilovemikalyn January 12, 2024