metamouth

A person who is not only a big mouth, but one that can't stop talking about themselves. Every conversation seems to loop back to 'them'.

Jesse: So, this has been the week from hell.
Chad: Fuuuuck... I've been there, I know what you're going through.
Jesse: Uggghh. My wife threatened to divorce me on Tuesday.
Chad: Oh, I went on a date last week... and she would not put out. Fuck that chick!
Jesse: Then my car's transmission went out.
Chad: Fuuuuck. I had a flat last month. Took AAA almost an hour to fix it.
Jesse: And my dog died.
Chad: Fuuuuuuuck. I know man. I had a goldfish die on me when I was ten.
Jessie: Your fucking goldfish?? You... you are a self-centered metamouth!! My God! Why do I come here every week?? You're the worst shrink I ever had.

by PDXJohnny99 April 22, 2013

meatmouth

occurs when the oral cavity is filled with a large amount of manmeat.

There's no way she could get out a sentence, being that she had a meatmouth from the basketball team for the entire afternoon.

by Richard the Lionheart December 30, 2007

Meatmouth

One who loves meat in ones mouth.

Doug is a flat out meatmouth. This guy loves the cock.

by spechtacular the greatest December 27, 2011

Buffalo Meatmouth

Giving a blowjob whilst your significant other is consuming Buffalo wings

He wasn’t that into her until she gave him a Buffalo Meatmouth

by TheMatts March 22, 2023