Meat Heads

They're not the most approachable people. When you're a newbie the last thing you need is a meat head who continuously stares at you as you move from one machine to the other. It's like a scene from Prison break,when an inmate is holding his belongings and his taking that intimidating walk to his cell accompanied by Prison guards and the old heads death stare him waiting to claim him as their bitch. Meat heads intimidate you and they wait for you to do the wrong thing before they scream at you as loud as they could 'DON'T DO THAT' or 'YOUR FORM IS TERRIBLE' or

'WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING', they laugh at you and shake their heads in disbelief. Meat heads are the reason why you ditch your membership.

Meat Heads think they know it all.

by Kick Ass Gal December 8, 2017

meat head

A meat head is someone who tries really hard to be ultra-masculine. This involves lifting weights, talking about lifting weights, walking with your arms out because you're so huge, looking to get in fights at bars because the ladies aren't down with you or because someone ran into one of your arms or just because you saw an emo dude with a stupid shirt. Meat heads always wear Affliction shirts or vests.

Contrary to popular opinion, being a meathead is more about how you act than how you look. Therefore, a skinny dude or even a bull dike could be a meathead, cuz they exhibit this behavior.

Look at that dude over there by the ladies restroom with the cutoff Affliction shirt, what a meat head.

by Kremlin Cole March 21, 2008

Meat head

An enormous, muscular man who lifts weights for countless hours in the gym in order to get big. Usually wear cut offs and shirts as tight as leggings to expose their muscles. Always have a jug of water with them everywhere. The only subject that you will hear them talking about is weightlifting and protein. They tend to drive fast sports cars or street bikes. They are mostly seen at Planet Fitness getting their pump on since it's the most legitimate gym out there. They bench press more than what they squat which is why you see some of them with big upper bodies and skinny legs. Constantly say bodybuilding quotes such as "Go Big or Go Home" and "No Pain No Gain". They always communicate with bro and like to compare muscle sizes. Have ruined the sport of bodybuilding.

Hey dude check out that meat head benching 300lbs. I bet he couldn't even squat half of that with those skinny ass legs.
Hey look at those meat heads over there curling heavy weight but they sure are bending their back.

by vinceboy September 2, 2014

meat head

another word for a guard at a famous hardware store in salford precinct

short fat man,weird testicles and bad feet. use to be 6ft 6 before the weight issues hence being a meat head, or wow have you seen that meat head , omg that meat head has a dead dog

by Graham Meatball January 30, 2010

meat head

Someone who works out at the gym,beats up freshman,plays football, and drinks beer every single day of their highschool lives. They like to eat stuff that is alive and drink gatorade.
Years later when they are out of school, they will have kids who they will beat up because of them striking out in a little league baseball game. They will still eat stuff that is alive and drink gatorade. Then their wives will divorce them. They will still be your head football coach that you know never did well in their lives before.

What a fucking meat head.

by slob696969 May 13, 2006

meat head

A guy who can generally be quite big or muscly and is not very intelligent. A person that says stupid things, and think they are saying something that is sensible. They makes comments without thinking about them first. However this term is not rude but be used about your friends in a jokey light manner.

Jo he is such a meathead. Inmaths he did the stupidest thing...

You are such a meathead,lol

by ET May 24, 2005

meat head

A person with a fucking massive head. You usually need to slap it, this is called a meat head slap.

Yo look at that meat head. His head is massive!

by Elliott Ayling January 20, 2008