mysexual 

someone that is attracted to himself (herself).

Jake: Hey cutie, you want your dick sucked?
Jake: Uhhhhh...gross?
Jake: OHHHH I see, you're playing hard to get. C'mon don't be shy....
Brendan (Jake's older brother): Jake, stop flirting with yourself. You need to get over this mysexual stage, I mean you've had a crush on yourself since the third grade.

mysexual by c-brabs July 2, 2011

Mesexual 

Mesexual when you are sexually attracted to yourself and love yourself more then anyone else

Person:1 god I love myself so much
Person:2 sounds like your Mesexual to me

Mesexual by Jjwhahabahshs December 8, 2017

micsexual

Sexually attracted to microphones and mic stands

That guys micsexual

micsexual by Grape Gonnelli October 12, 2019

McSensei 

A conversational English teacher in Japan; stereotypically a young unskilled Western male working for a small English school on a short contract.

Jonathan was your typical Tokyo McSensei: classes for bored housewives by day, desperate skirt-chasing by night...

McSensei by The 2-Belo May 7, 2003

MCSE 

Microsoft Certified System Engineer: A larger oxymoron than CIA

The MCSE couldn't figure out why the website never went down, largely due to the fact that IIS was uninstalled, and a real webserver, apache, was running quietly in the background.

MCSE by MiKeYg September 30, 2003

MCSE 

Must Call Someone Experienced
Mouse Clicking Solutions Expert
Minesweeper Consultant Solitaire Expert
Mayday, Call Some Experts
Moron Confused by Sun Equipment

Unfortunately, we just hired one at work.

Me: Could you explain to me what arp is and what is it's function in a network?

MCSE: arp? Thats just classroom filler. It isn't used in the real world.

MCSE by BigJosh December 7, 2003

Mosexy 

A state of being in which a person is being both "modest" and "sexy".
Used to describe a noun in a positive way.

A complement.

She's more than sexy, she's mosexy!
This is the mosexiest pizza I've ever eaten.

Mosexy by myccdteacheristhedevil April 3, 2010