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Mashed Potato Ass

When one flexes his or her ass causing multiple dimples to form giving the appearance of lumps like mashed potatoes
Person 1: Oh my God, look at his ass.
Person 2: That is some seeeerious mashed potato ass.
by ABlackMan69 November 3, 2010
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mashed potato convention

Telling some one about a mashed potato convention Will instantly make them think "Who the fuck would take the time to set up a mashed potato convention". Then upon Explaining it to them will increasingly want to go. The need to go will become so strong that when they figure out there is no mashed potato convention they are very depressed.
you: Hey have you heard about the Mashed potato convention coming up?

Friend: No theres no such thing as a mashed potato convention.

You: yeh there is theres over 89 mash potato flavors plus a king of the potato contest were you get to try all the mashed potato.

Friend: Really that sounds so fucking dumb but i really want to go to this were is it?

You theres no mashed potato convention you retard.
by Jason Rodd May 5, 2011
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Mashed Potato Pussy Fucker

One who enjoys the very cheesiest of tacos. Said vagina is generally so engulfed is a puss like substance that it is barely distinguishable from a bowl of mashed potatos.
Man, Sanjeep is such a mashed potato pussy fucker. He was in the shower last night and his cock fell off due to extreme rot.
by Steve Penis October 7, 2007
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Mashed Potato Man

noun. A menace of the forest that came to life through a bowl of mashed potatoes. He wears a yellow shirt, blue jeans, and underpants on his head to hide his true identity.
by Scnigey March 23, 2003
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mashed potato sandwich

An adjectival description of something as messed up as a soup sandwich.
Drill Sargeant Bohannon looked the recruit in the eye and said, "Boy, you are as fucked up as a mashed potato sandwich and will not survive first contact with the enemy unless you get with the program."
by Percy Dovetonsils III August 19, 2003
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mashed potato brains

That feeling of mental retardation after coming down from a long night of tripping on acid
Man, I caught some major mashed potato brains the last time we tripped. I don't think I could deal with that again.
by hobolizardg January 4, 2012
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Mashed Potato Party

A party where you eat as much as possible and wear comfortable clothes before having an orgy.
Nobody knew if Jessica was pregnant or just full when she took her shirt off at the mashed potato party
by BenD3 August 25, 2017
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