mart

a toxic sulfureous fart cloud expelled from the asshole of someone who recently smoked methamphetamine; has a tendency to linger

Dean: “Yo Tony, wtf…? that is not cool! Did you just fucking mart?”
Tony: “What the fuck is a mart???”
Dean: “It’s a meth fart - the most disgusting fart out there”

by BucketBear September 10, 2023

marting

A footballer which is well known for being injured! Basically as much use as a bag of bollox

Don't select that player in your team he's Marting

by Millsie! May 14, 2016

Mart

A term used to describe someone of incredible intellect, beyond human comprehension

“That kid Aidan is so mart, and he super arrogant about it”

by Skev November 25, 2018

Mart

A “thing” typically with small leg syndrome and a long head. He often gets called mean names by humans including his mom. Very socially akward. He is a gamer but sucks at gaming. Also everyone secretly loves him being around but doesn’t want to admit it because of how awesome a mart is!

I hate mart but he needs to come over.

by Marthsjqnehw May 18, 2019

mart

n. A particularly pungent and aromatic belch. A mouth fart.

v. To emit a gaseous stench from one's mouth, as from a fart.

Braaappp!! Man, that mart stunk.

by Sherman Garibaldi March 7, 2007

marte

hiiiii um ur weird haha

i feel single

hi marte

by its me guess February 26, 2020

A-Mart

The bane of Nick's existence. One who does not appreciate friendly (if not more than friendly) gestures from others. A person of near total lack of cool.

"Hey did A-Mart watch that news broadcast?"
"Man that A-Mart chick is a total tool bag"

by Nick Hannigan May 4, 2005