Mandoing

Instead of "mansplaining" the man just does what the woman was doing, except faster and better.

Woman: Honey? Can you show me how to do this?
Man: Instead of mansplaining it to you I will "mando" it instead. (Thinks to himself: I would just have to do it again later. Mandoing will be faster than mansplaining and I won't have to fix what she fucked up.)

by Mandoer June 18, 2018

buttery mando

this act should be performed during foreplay.

A buttery mando is when a person with high strung calves rubs butter over their leg then has their girlfriend lick it off.

oi bro, whys your leg all red?

i had my bitch doing the buttery mando all night.

Fuck yeah

by the smelly jew August 31, 2010

Mando-fail

A failure in a maths exam or test. Or a failure involving any maths-related problem or scenario. Dervies from the word Maths, (M) Addition, (a) Numbers, (N), Division (D) and Obtuse, (O). Commonly used in the east-Midlands area of Britain, this word is growing in usage.

Teacher: What do you think of the fact that you got 25% on your Maths exam?

Boy: It's a Mando-fail.

by ChocoholicCatholic23 July 18, 2009

mando diao

a sweedish rock band.

"did you hear mando diao's latest song Sheepdog?" He says "Yeah Yeah Yeah, it's so deck."

by Monserrat March 28, 2004

Mando with no Brando

The saying when someone is cringe

Mando with no Brando, Childish Gambino, Choo Choo like a Train, Small brain, like Thomas Paine

by wutokthen October 07, 2021

mando musk

The distinct, pungent perfume that secretes from your nether regions when you peel back your spandex after a xc race.

Suzy was coming home after a hard race, but found her house to herself. No one wanted to be there to catch any mando musk

by yungeddie September 21, 2014

mando wasted

To consume copious amounts of alcohol until you take your clothes off and pass out.

Guy: I'm so drunk!!
Other Guy: He's getting mando wasted
Mando: hahaha not yet....bitches

by pistachionuts June 01, 2013