manasseh

my future boyfriend

manasseh is gonna be my future boyfriend

by H3idy January 13, 2022

Manassist

The action of man assisting a woman because he assumes she can't do it herself.

"Did you see that guy try to manassist me by holding the door open? Like no thanks, I can open my own door."

by theusername04 April 10, 2019

Manassas Park

The small ass town with nothing to do. The school system is extremely small and is surrounded by some of the biggest school systems in Northern Virginia. There are three types of teenagers: the preps, wannabes, and nerds. Everyone knows everyone and by 12th grade you are dieing to leave this forsaken town.

The hottest girls to ever live here were erica and heydi.

-"Hey, what school do you go to?"
-"Manassas Park High School."
-"Never heard of it."

by piaaa! January 20, 2009

manassas

one of the best cities in the western hemisphere... seriously its full of immigrants and people from all over... Hispanics, whites, blacks, arabs, asian, the whole deal. georgetown south and the occasional trailer park are places that uptight white folk might want to stay away from though...

"hey we're thinking of going to DC for the summer want to come?"
"naah man manassas is where all the good stuff is happening"
"oh good idea let's go to manassas"

by kris1490 August 14, 2006

Manasscus

When you tear a muscle for no reason and you do not know where it is.

Damn, did you see what happened to Matt Forte. He toar a manasscus?

by BOOM KING October 9, 2012

Manassel

Intermediate hairstyle which will generally evolve into a man bun. The sides of the head are cut or shaved very closely, and the remaining hair on the top of the head is drawn into a very small ponytail. The ponytail is often slicked back towards the nape of the neck with product.

"Trip's manassel is getting pretty long, he should just go all man bun and be done."

by Semyon Rurick June 4, 2018

manassas

a place in northern virginia where hicks and redneck rebels mostly run it
mixed with some hispanic and black but mostly hicks. they try to make up gangs to protect them selves from real gangs there closest neighbor Centreville . centreville gangs are probably the only real gangs in northern virginia because of some neighborhoods on welfare in it including The Meadows, The Knolls . and D-Block.

yo we be gangstas right?
yeah lets go to centreville?
NO there way to gangsta for us were just trying to fit in

by Deboh February 2, 2005