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you're the man now dog

A transcendental state achieved when one simultaneously becomes both man and dog. Often a laudatory exclamation given by one man-dog to another for an act seen as deserving man-praise, while simultaneously evoking woman-disgust.
You gave her a juicy, steaming "Hot Carl"? You're the man now, dog.

So pooping on a woman's chest is empowering to both man and dog -- elevating the perpetrator to man-dog status. The more a woman is offended by this act, the more man-dog one becomes.
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by Rake yohn March 9, 2004
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You're The Man Now Dog

hahahhahha it arises from a joke. A Dog wants to be a man. he wants to get a complete make over.after he the operation the doctor says "You are the man now dog".(Continued story : The dog i mean the man now goes to the street .There he sees a cat. He chases the cat. ). The Phrase Linguistically is related to old habits never die.
just a sarcastic Phrase.
hey look at wise guy,hey,"You're The Man Now Dog".
when will you start thinking,You're The Man Now Dog.
That drunken bitch,You're The Man Now Dog.
hahahahhahahahahahaha still the same You're The Man Now Dog
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by dudecool August 30, 2006
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A horrible cancer upon the internet. It started off with a website which would loop that phrase... a few months later, a website appeared with 4 pages of such things. There are well over 100 pages full of these sites now, and they grow in the 10's of pages daily.

These sites will soon reach critical mass and implode upon themselves, collapsing the internet and causing the downfall of human society. (in which it will be replaced by a society controlled by Swiper the Fox)
ytmnd.com for all the billions of such terribly entertaining yet dangerous sites
by Vee Are Are Schee May 3, 2004
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Steaming Hot Dog Man

Someone in particular that is annoying, bothersome, and intrusive. However, this person is usually oblivious to this fact. In most cases, the person is mocked for his ignorance.

The term was first used to refer to a Jamaican hot dog vender that would usually try to sell dogs outside of a local club. This club was home to acts that mostly attracted upstate, white, civilians. Once the show was over, the vendor would scream "Cold water, cold soda, hotdogs!", or something of that derivative, whenever someone would pass him. Most of the whites would humor him by purchasing a hot dog and pursue to call him the "steaming hot dog man". He has now widely known for his loud, obnoxious screams and blissful state of ignorance.

Whenever he is imitated for humor, the imitator will usually speak in a Jamaican accent.
"Dude, can I come along?"

"Sure, steaming hot dog man! Cold water, cold soda, hot dogs!"

"Thanks!"
by Timmy Ass October 1, 2006
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Dog Man

A mixture between a dog and a man you fucking idiot.
CallMeCarson was definitely onto something when discussing the dog man
The dog man is into sexual peeing and is real
by CoolCat2004 February 24, 2020
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