malakianism

The ultimate religion.

Where do I sign up??

by HIMinion May 10, 2005

malakian

the greatest sexiest guitar playing god with the sexiest voice/smile/eyes/body/ass/ect. to ever walk this wretched earth.

*sigh* daron...

by pyro pixie November 12, 2003

malakian

A person (usu. of the male gender) with bizarre homosexual tendencies.

You're such a malakian! You just licked that guy's head!

by eSouth May 13, 2005

daron malakian

Awesome guitarist but can't sing lead worth a shit! Good at harmonies, but should leave the singing to Serj, one of the greatest metal voices of all times. His voice is nasally, grating, ruined most of Hypnotize/Mesmerize, and he cannot give a good "metal scream" to save his life.

"Why do they always send the poor" --Daron Malakian at the beginning of B.Y.O.B. sounds like a 5 year old throwing a tantrum while choking a cat.

"Tony Danza cuts in line" and "Hey man why'd you touch my belt" --Daron Malakian in Old School Hollywood sounds so fucking whiny I can't believe this guy has any metal-cred left.

"All you maggots smoking fags on Santa Monica Boulevard", "All you bitches put your hands in the air and wave them like you just don't care" --Daron Malakian in Lost in Hollywood sounds like an old woman performing in a cocktail lounge in a crappy Vegas casino.

by Desco May 29, 2007

malokingi

Stabiles Girl mit großer Schwäche für alles Nordische.

"Malokingi hat mir schon wieder eine Axt ins Bein geworfen. Das ist das dritte Mal diese Woche."

by httphil February 24, 2025