Magic Carpet Ride

the act of filling a toliet bowl with wads and wads on toliet paper before taking a smash....then release your terd on to a nest of toliest paper and exit the bathroom in a stealthly manner...only magic carpet ride people who deserve it

Oh my god did you see the bathroom! rodney left a magic carpet ride in thur it smells sooo rank

by Hot Mess man February 19, 2008

Magic carpet ride

A sexual act in which two individuals who both have a heinous bush use the sixty-nine position.

Ricky took his girlfriend on a magic carpet ride.

by mexxxican May 28, 2008

magic carpet ride

The act of driving home while too intoxicated to remember driving home the next day.

I don't know how I got home last night, but my car is in the driveway, so I must have taken a magic carpet ride.

by Ryan Faircloth January 13, 2006

magic carpet ride

Taking a muscle relaxer and toking, creating an extreme relaxed state of being; smooth, relaxed and high.

Dude sitting in this chair makes me feel like I'm on a magic carpet ride.

by Kenderzzz March 30, 2009

magic carpet ride

Your doing a girl from behind and you hit her in the back of the head and knock her out. then you ride her down the stairs.

I gave that girl a magic carpet ride.

by Matt222 March 14, 2008

magic carpet ride

the magic carpet on snowboarding mountains

the magic carpet is so slow i think i will get hungry before i reach the top

by fanatacist February 12, 2004

Magic Carpet Ride

The girl is laying on the bed, the guy is standing up and pulls the sheet she is laying on towards him and fucks her while the sheet is underneath her like she was flying on a magic carpet

Trevor took her to his room and took her on a magic carpet ride

by jjrymz July 24, 2017