barry macockinher

This is an actual name, pronounced exactly as it looks. one of the many hillarious names I got working as a teleservice representative

me:"may I please speak with Barry Macockinher? this is just regarding his membership with (organization name not used for legal purposes)"

by Miss Trauma March 10, 2009

macocious

A person who likes to mind other people's business;intentionally observing profiles on Facebook with the intent to find out the person's business and talk about it with other macos.

Rhonda is a very macocious woman, she is always up in my business.

Boy she could real maco people profile on facebook.

by Gizzy See March 12, 2011

__macosx

Useless, shitty, trash folder that was created when a macOS user create a zip file

Windows user: "STOP INCLUDING YOUR SHITTY __MACOSX FOLDERS EVERYTIME YOU ZIP FILES FFS >:("
macOS user: "Huh?"

by Arsnova October 8, 2021

Reverse Macology

Reverse Macology is when you ask a friend to hook you up with someone they know, but they use helping you into helping themselves mac with the person you're interested in.

John: "Bro help me talk to susie shes so cute. "
Mike: "Me and her are mad close bro i got you. "
(Mike to susie)

Mike: "Yeo John thinks you look so good. "
Susie: "No way, like im so ugly."
Mike: "Na, Frfr ur ass is so fat you look so good."
Susie: "Omg you think so fr ??? Why didnt u tell me before. I think ur cute too lets go out."
(Mike to self) "Fuck i just did reverse macology to bro John"

by EazyEli February 24, 2017

Macomb County

The middle ground between da hood and the country where people think they're gangstas and rednecks simultaneously. A place where you will find yourself surrounded by old trucks blaring hard ghetto rap while driving kids to soccer practice.

Joe: "Why does most country music sound like rap nowadays?"
Jimothy: "Because Macomb County"

by Vladimir the Chadimir April 5, 2020

Macon Bookmark

After sex, shit in any book and leave.

I fucked the librarian the last night so of course I gave her the Macon Bookmark as I left.

by 1_SHOt March 25, 2009

macolyte

(n) One who is fanatically devoted to Apple products, esp. the Macintosh computer. Also known as a "Mac Zealot".

He's a macolyte; don't even *think* of mentioning Microsoft within earshot.

by Naman August 12, 2003