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dirty mcdougal

a bum grabs a half eatin sloppy joe from the trash eats it then shits it out in a brown paper bag, while having sex with a prostitue he gives her a kioto chop to her neck daising her while he has time to blow air into the bag, when she comes to and turns he pops the bag and the feces splatter into her eyes blinding her while he robs her for prior money she made turning tricks
one bum said to another bum hey man where did you get all that money from, i got it after i gave the prostitue on the corner of denison and 69th st a dirty mcdougal
by issss yaaa boooy January 20, 2011
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McDougal Donkey Punch

When fuckin a chick from behind, you drop an elbow in her lower back and as she is coming up from the pain you give her a nice punch in the back of the head.
Watch that shit get real tight and stay in!! The McDougal Donkey Punch!!
by The McDougaller March 4, 2011
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Frugal-MCdougall

To Frugal-MCdougall is to be irrationally and preposterously frugal. The word is a complete description of the one and only MC. If you buy items from Focal Price you are undoubtedly Frugally-MCdougallish.

Ex: Man who wouldn't give up 2$ to buy a helpless blind man a walking stick.
Man who is unwilling to chip in a measly 5$ for weekly poker night.
Adj. "Stop being so Frugally-MCdougallish, you're embarrassing me!"
Verb. "Let's get Frugal-MCdougalling, we're headed to the pawn shop."
Noun. "That guy is so cheap, what a Frugal-MCdougall!"
by Italian Stallion & Charlie August 6, 2011
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Jenna McDougall

Jenna Mcdougall is the lead singer of the Pop-Punk band Tonigh Alive. She has short, dark green hair with blue eyes and a nose ring on the right side. She lives in Sydney, Australia and attended an all girls school. She was born on June 01st 1992. She is 1.69m and is a vegetarian. She has a dog and her friend Amelia died when she was 16. She joined the band as they needed a singer to record a demo with and she needed people to play for her own demo. They then formed in 2008. She is one of the most beautiful and amazing people alive. She is kind, loveable, amazing and all for equality. If you don't think she is amazing you are lying to yourself.
Peasant: Jenna McDougall is so ugly, no wonder her band is unsuccesful.
Me: Bitch, they are most succesful than you. Honestly I hope the next time you get your period it's in a shark tank but even if it is you won't get attacked cuz they wouldn't want to get any diseases. Instead they'd jump out of the water just not to get any contact with you
by Purple Potatoes September 16, 2015
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McDougal

When one finds it necessary to go to McDonals, buy a plain McChicken, and then a Double cheese, and then insert said McChicken into Double Cheese, thus creating the McDougal.
Dude, broski, I was starving, so I one upped myself and got a McDougal.
by JohnnyMac January 12, 2009
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McDougal

Diarrhea that follows the consumption of a poor quality meal. Often from McDonalds.

Usually accompanied by bad gas, bloating, and in extreme cases, sharting.
Person 1: I feel horrible, we should not have gone to Mcdonalds.

Person 2: Your telling me, last time i had Mcdonalds i McDougal'd so bad that i didn't have time to get my pants off!
by Kelsey H. from 6E April 13, 2009
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Salty Macdougal

Sucking a dude off when your in the ocean.
This girl gave me a salty macdougal, and the salt water made my dick feel weird.
by Richard MacDougal April 5, 2008
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