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fuck my mamas grandma

Any fucking situtation that is beyond any fucking definition.
when you find out your being auditted by the irs ,"well, fuck my mamma's grandma! the sumbitches.
by not yours! December 11, 2004
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I meant my other Grandma

When somebody points out that the excuse you just gave is not plausible, you admit defeat and say "I meant my other Grandma" to offer another, alternative but also implausible excuse.

Comes from the Irish soccer player Stephen Ireland, who refused to play a match as he said his Grandma had died. When it was proven she was alive, he then used the excuse "I meant my other Grandma" (who was also alive).
"Hey dude, want to go and grab a beer?"
"I can't, I have to study for my exam"
"We don't have any exams until April"
"I meant my other Grandma"

"Want to go catch a movie?"
"I can't, I'm meeting Leo"
"Leo is on vacation in Mexico"
"I meant my other Grandma"
by dangerSTU April 16, 2014
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You're in My World Now, Grandma

Movie reference from the Adam Sandler film “Happy Gilmore” in which a nursing home orderly, played by Ben Stiller, authoritatively tells Happy’s grandmother that he "runs the show" at the nursing home.
Grandma: Sir, can I trouble you for a warm glass of milk? It helps me go to sleep.
Nursing Home Orderly: You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut the hell up. Now, you will go to sleep or I will put you to sleep. Check out the name tag. You're in my world now, grandma.

Friend 1: You are beating me in one-on-one basketball by a score of 20-0!
Friend 2: You're in my world now, grandma.
by nws December 23, 2008
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My grandmas a turtle

What zero says when he can't come up with anything
Zero:yo, my grandmas a turtle

Josh, shut up
by .Zero. April 30, 2023
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Mowing My Grandfather's Lawn

1) Trimming the gray hair out of your pubic hair.

2) Landscaping your pubic region, focusing on off colored hair.
"What are you doing tonight?"

"Probably gonna be Mowing My Grandfather's Lawn, it's getting pretty thick."
by FDPatton July 13, 2012
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My Grandmas Muffins

A Sexual Act where the couple strips their clothes and consume eachothers privates while on a family video call. While you eat the meat you chew it up and spit it around chanting “grandmas muffins” over and over.
“Hey baby, would you like to show the family Grabdmas Muffins”
You bet your ass I would!”
“I would love to show My Grandmas Muffins as well”
by MrHornywetsoco December 22, 2020
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I watched my grandpa say penis

It was a sad day, that day. I, Youngboy Never Broke Again, watched my grandpa say penis.
"I watched my grandpa say penis". "Damn bro, nice cock btw."
by bbq bacon burger December 25, 2022
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