Crustier Than The Hairs On My Dry Butthole

Extremely bad, contemptible, or worthless

Social media is crustier than the hairs on my dry butthole

by Some rando out there December 28, 2021

Crustier than the hairs of my dry butthole

Extremely unpleasant or disagreeable, very trashy, more crusted in shit than your crusty ass-crack hair

Even though it's essential, social media is crustier than the hairs of my dry butthole

by Asadefa September 21, 2020

My butthole

My butthole, which is sussy bussy jerk berk, is a butthole

"my butthole is aching"

by Bendedan March 31, 2023

Cookies in My butthole

A random saying when your feelimg humorous or just feeling silly. Its also can sung into a rap or song

I just love cookies in my butthole!!

by BenDovR13 November 9, 2022

pussy in my butthole

It is a word that one screams when he must make things awkward.

Pussy In My Butthole!!!!

Dafuq did you just say.

by The Man of Words June 25, 2014

fire in my butthole

the experience in the bathroom after eating Taco Bell, Del Taco and Rusty Taco within two hours

Guy 1: are you okay!? in there?!?

guy 2: no I have fire in my butthole!! get the fire extinguisher!

by old number nintey nine December 10, 2023