mop

noun (metaphoric);
An unkempt or razzy head of hair (esp. in reference to hair that is long or "big").

Restless and fidgeting, Caleb tousled his black mop.

by AimentDuLune March 14, 2009

mop

to get a good blow job, or head

that girls gives good mop.

by na92 December 28, 2007

mop

Someone who links or references statistics or other data which contradicts their own argument. A mop will often have a preconceived notion about a particular subject and will then search for data supporting their argument online, they then fail to actually read the data and ultimately end up putting forth data that proves their own position to be false.

That flat-earth mop just linked to a photo of the Earth as seen from the International Space Station. What a fucking mop... What a stupid fucking mop that didn't even check the data he was linking to.

by DarkChocolateFreedomForce October 4, 2016

Mopped

When someone gets punched in the face and gets laid out (K.O).

Yo did you see alex yesterday??.. This Nigga Got Mopped..

by datkiddaj February 20, 2009

mop

a mop is what you call a stupid or annoying person

person 1: that kid wouldnt leave you alone his annoying as
person 2: i know his a fucking mop

by Sikethatsnotit November 8, 2018

Mops

also known as "pug"
edgy, toxic and savage

Stop being so toxic, you act like Mops

by spoMMops May 26, 2021

mopping

v. the sexual act of stimulating a penis by "mopping" it with a vagina. much rubbing and clitoral attention included, with little or no penetration.

That hooker last night was rubbing her clit with my cock and mopping my unit, her stanky juices were dripping onto my balls...

by finkleandeinhorn December 9, 2008