Emotional and kind Guy with a great smile. He often goes to the toilet and is great at gaming. He is often very calm and Nice.
by MrNobody December 18, 2017
by MrNobody December 14, 2016
He is the most handsome and he is a master at gameing. He likes to get attention and do their best to get attention. He gets no girls. He likes your mama jokes.
That is so Melker dude.
by LÖLÖLÖLÖLÖLÖLÖL December 12, 2016
Melker is one of the most handsome guys on this Word. He's loving and caring for others and he has a HUGE penis
by Emil0769 January 10, 2017
A good farm guy, always makes the best bread from the countryside. Very fond of cops (see them as parents) and hugs them when he sees one on the street. Always with a dip in his mouth and some freshly made cranberry juice from the ol' tree by the river.
by bisenmannen April 01, 2019
Melker is dumb.
by Melkers Brother January 11, 2022
by TotallyNotHelga November 09, 2022