magna cum nada

Made popular by the Bloodhound Gang in the song with the same name, to do something magna cum nada is the direct opposite of magna cum laude (with great praise; with high honor). Instead of doing something good, you really mess things up.

It is used to describe when you pass something, but with the bare minimum. If you get 50% on a test when you need 50%, then you have finished the test magna cum nada.

1. I almost didn't pass my exam, I passed magna cum nada.

2. Man, this year has been so bad. I've really messed things up with my girlfriend, I've been magna cum nada.

3. So I was taking out the trash yesterday for the first time in like a month, and my Mom was saying "You really do stuff magna cum nada".

by Holden C. June 01, 2006

magna cum laude

Actual definition: adj, adv; with great praise; with high honor
Practical definition: v. to ejaculate with much force, and to do so with high volume

He magna cum lauded all night long!

by Super Heavyweight January 11, 2003

magna cum laude

Honor bestowed upon graduation to the dude in the class who came the most during the course.

Yes, I graduated Magna Cum Laude... i fucked every chick in class... even the dogs!

by Hugh G Rection December 28, 2005

Honda Magna v65

The Magna v65, produced in 1983-1986 (the year after its smaller counterpart, the v45), was the first production bike with a 1/4 mile time of less than 11 seconds. Its range of power is impressive, and boasts a 105 bhp engine.

Specifications:
* Engine: dohc 4-valve 90-degree V-four
* Displacement: 1098 cc
* Transmission: 6 speed
* Seat height: 32.0 in (813 mm)
* Final Drive: Shaft Cooling: Liquid
* Brakes: Dual Disc-Front, Single Disc-Back

"The Honda Magna v65 is freaking fast. Don't even try to compete with it."

by Exalted Rage September 16, 2008

magna cum latte

An expert on all the many variations of great, fresh coffee especially of the organic type.

First dude: Wow, that beautiful blonde hottie over there just gave me a fantastic recommendation for an organic coffee from Costa Rica.
Second dude: Oh you mean Alexa....yeah, she graduated Magna Cum Latte recently from the UC- Boulder!

by superaynumerouno August 06, 2009

magna carte

Latin for an Oral Report

"Michelle went over to Frank's place to show him her magna carte"

by Pamela Anderson is my hero September 14, 2006

Magna Cum Loudly

An academic honor given to a hooker who excels at hooker school.

Ann Marie graduated at the top (actually at the bottom) of her class at the College of Concubines and received her Magna Cum Loudly degree.

by The BS Express February 07, 2022