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step bro i'm stuck help me daddy

daddy im stuck in the dryer i need to cum
oh ya daddy harder step bro i'm stuck help me daddy
by Obviously_A_Human May 19, 2021
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Daddyshitfuckmeyourmomisfat Rule idk I’m lazy

If you walk on earth you die if you exist
Oh no I walked on earth. OH NO you are going to die by Daddyshitfuckmeyourmomisfat Rule idk I’m lazy ya know that rule? if you walk on earth you die if you exist? Yes. Oh no *Dies*
by ItsJustOnZi69 February 27, 2022
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daddy m

hes got a big D. and goes by Micah Cromer. He will fuck your bitch if you mess with him so watch out. hes super sexy and fine as hell !!!!!
i want Daddy M to fuck me so bad.
by A radom person January 11, 2018
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I'm Back, Daddy!

The ultimate expression of transformation from existing in a negative state of spirit to a positive state. This transformation is quintified by a man or woman feeling alive and optimistic for the first time since childhood.
Alex: "Whoa, Jordan, you're looking fantastic! What's your secret?"

Jordan: "I'm Back, Daddy! I finally broke free from my old habits, embraced a healthier lifestyle, and I've never felt more alive since my childhood days!"
by Bill Miester December 4, 2023
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Skidi bop mdada

The man heard skidi bop mdada before his toilet flushed the wrong way
by 11Bertie January 19, 2021
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mdad

When your dad (male) suddenly decides he wants to be a mom (female). And now you don't know how to introduce him...er, her.
Hey guys, remember when my dad used to coach our baseball team? Well, now he's mdad!!!
by Trixie Topcat FTG January 27, 2023
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