Lunch Troll

An awkward, irritating co-worker that creeps you out during lunch. The lunch troll typically preys on pretty girls in the company cafeteria or break room. It may try to strike up an unwanted conversation with you, sit at your table uninvited, stare at you for long periods of time, or ask you on a date.

Mariah: I was getting coffee this morning and I turned around and saw lunch troll standing in the corner staring at me... eeew!

Beckie: That's not bad, I was in the cafeteria microwaving food and it came up and asked me what I did last night... *creepy*

Me: I was telling my buddies about this hot girl I just met and lunch troll sat down and started asking strange questions about her... *uncomfortable*

by dee-rock March 18, 2010

Gorilla Lunch

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by fat obese lady June 4, 2022

ludicrous tomfoolery or delectable sweets?

This is what British mfs named "Sir Bumble Nockntooten IV" expect you to say on Halloween rather than, "Trick or treat?"

The story of Sir Bumble Nockentooten IV's expectation for children to say "ludicrous tomfoolery or delectable sweets?"

Me: *Knocks on Sir Bumble Nockentooten IV's door*
Sir Bumble Nockentooten IV: *Opens door*
Me: "Trick or treat?!"
Sir Bumble Nockentooten IV: *Closes door in anger and pure frustration and starts to cry*

by Minecraft Muffin November 3, 2020

Did you see that ludicrous display last night?

Something non-football fans say to football fans to fit in. Taken from The IT Crowd.

Moss:
Did you see that ludicrous display last night?

Postman:
What was Wenger thinking sending Walcott on that early?

Moss:
The thing about Arsenal is, they always try to walk it in!

Postman:
Yeah it is true. See you later, Moss

Moss:
Mind 'ow you go.

by Zapidom June 30, 2021

glove lunch

Glove lunch, known in the lesbian community as a date between two women, both or one of whom is not yet out of the closet.

Originating from and made popular by Kate Mckinnon in the Independent Spirit Awards' Carol parody sketch

"Look around, there are a lot of clandestine glove lunches happening here"

by Harold, they're lesbians March 25, 2017

Korean Lunch Box

Filling a woman's vagina with kimchi, and then eating her out.

Also a restaurant in Stevens Point, Wisconsin.

Hey do you want to go out to dinner tonight?
No thanks, I have a Korean Lunch Box at home.

by Groot the Tree March 2, 2020

Lunchbox friend

1. A person you are only friends with at school, or barley hang out with outside of school.

2. Can also be a fake friend that doesnt want to hangout with you.

Jamie is such a lunchbox friend. We never hang out outside of class.

by Reallifesucks June 26, 2019