pippy long story

Someone who turns a 30 second story in to a 30 minute speech.

Matt is such a pippy long story. Whenever he starts a story, make sure you have a fresh drink and a snack. Because you are going to be there a while!

pippy long story by pharmbored December 5, 2020

pippy long story

Someone who turns a 30 second story in to a 15 minute speech.

Matt is such a pippy long story. Whenever Matt starts a story, just know that you need a fresh drink and a snack because you're going to be there for 30 minutes!

pippy long story by pharmbored December 5, 2020

Long Story 

What someone says before starting a long story to warn people if they're disinterested

Graham: Oh, it's a long story.
Juan: I don't need to hear it.
Graham: Okay, understandable.

Long Story by MarcoRubio2016 October 7, 2018

long short story 

a short story that takes a long time to tell

*Over complicates story and adds details that are unnecessary.*
"Anyways, long short story..."
*Continues to over complicate story and add details that are unnecessary.*

long short story by user8857 June 21, 2018

how long does it take for someone to get milk from the grocery store? 

about 18ish years

SIKE BITCH U THOT!!he ain’t coming back

Me: Hey mom where’s my dad?
Mom: He went to get milk
Me: How long does it take for someone to get milk from the grocery store?
Mom: ......

how long does it take for someone to get milk from the grocery store? by ur DaD mR. bean May 11, 2020