Linus

A type of geeky guy who always fails to gain muscle. He is a skinny tech whizz that has had the same squeaky voice for 20 years. He also drops a lot of tech. #LinusDropTips
Person 1: *Drops GPU*
Person 2: "Look at that Linus!"
by moony06 February 01, 2021
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A big asshole who is going to have his virginity till he dies of diabetes
by Linus opp August 16, 2017
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The penis. Also someone stupid - dumb, someone asking obvious and often nasty, stupid questions. Sometimes saying random and stupid things. Also used to describe someone retarded, and dumb.
Penis example:

Bill: My linus is going through a stage of a lot of jizz.

Idiot example:

Bill: You are such a linus!! Get a life!!

Linus-person: Get a life?? WHY? I live this means i have a life!!

Bill: Ahhh!!

Linus-person: Can i see ur banana!?! I cut my one off but i want to have urs in my bottom.

Bill: I think I'm gonna go home and puke now...
by Bilboson January 08, 2012
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A lying jack-ass who thinks he is so totally awesome, when he is a nice guy but then changes when he feels like it.
Don't do a linus
by Scottishjumps May 27, 2010
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A little comminist cunt who plays Roblox and Fortnite 24/7. Usually got a little pinky dick.
Omg stop being such a Linus!”
by Anime Trap November 14, 2018
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Beauty and royalty. Flaxen haired. Pure example of manhood.
Linus sure is a king among men.
by norseking November 10, 2007
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He just wants to see other men's linuses.
by SagarStuChrisMatt December 09, 2005
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