Linus
Linus is the Non-Existent Self-Proclaimed Pagan God of the cult Linii. Has the powers to bestow jobs onto members of his cult, making them carry out sacred duties and occult practices. These duties include giving Linus handjobs, blowjobs, getting bdsmed by Linus among other things. These divine practices are sacramental and must be carried out with pride. Any member of the Linii refusing these duties would be punished severely by blasphemous acts such as getting circumcised and castrated. He would then be raped and bdsmed in the ass before having his body seared with the holy cleansing flame. Finally, necrophilia and bukkake will be performed on his blazing corpse as the life force slowly seeps out of the zealot. Such is the punishment of one who offends Linus.
Example 1:
Adaptation of Julius Caesar, a play by Shakespeare
Calpurnia: "I doth fear greatly for my lord’s safety. O Mighty Linus, I prithee, protect Caesar, O Caesar, thy pride beest thy downfall"
Example 2:
Member of Linii: "O Mighty and Omnipotent Linus, grant me the Libido to last for 29 minutes. As I pray, provide me the sex drive I desire."
Adaptation of Julius Caesar, a play by Shakespeare
Calpurnia: "I doth fear greatly for my lord’s safety. O Mighty Linus, I prithee, protect Caesar, O Caesar, thy pride beest thy downfall"
Example 2:
Member of Linii: "O Mighty and Omnipotent Linus, grant me the Libido to last for 29 minutes. As I pray, provide me the sex drive I desire."
Linus by crappybull September 1, 2013
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An amazing male , a softy on the inside ( loving and sweet) and an athectic rugby player on the outside. His personality will deceive you meaning you won't know him unless you've known him from the day he was born.
Linus by 3tirty333_:3 July 26, 2018
Linus
This motherfuckers a linus
Linus
The penis. Also someone stupid - dumb, someone asking obvious and often nasty, stupid questions. Sometimes saying random and stupid things. Also used to describe someone retarded, and dumb.
Penis example:
Bill: My linus is going through a stage of a lot of jizz.
Idiot example:
Bill: You are such a linus!! Get a life!!
Linus-person: Get a life?? WHY? I live this means i have a life!!
Bill: Ahhh!!
Linus-person: Can i see ur banana!?! I cut my one off but i want to have urs in my bottom.
Bill: I think I'm gonna go home and puke now...
Bill: My linus is going through a stage of a lot of jizz.
Idiot example:
Bill: You are such a linus!! Get a life!!
Linus-person: Get a life?? WHY? I live this means i have a life!!
Bill: Ahhh!!
Linus-person: Can i see ur banana!?! I cut my one off but i want to have urs in my bottom.
Bill: I think I'm gonna go home and puke now...
linus
a male on the very verge of flaming metrosexuality. defining characteristics include ownership of evisu, seven for all mankind, paper denim and cloth fashions.