Swollbraham Lincoln

Swolbraham Lincoln is another way of declaring yourself to be a true swoll bro, much like 'Tyrannosaurus Flex' or 'MASSachusetts'. Often considered the pinnacle of your bench worship. Reps for Jesus

"Brendan had better be careful he doesn't get too swollbraham Lincoln, he doesn't want to remake the 18th Amendment of the church of iron. Reps for Jesus"

by BrendanIsHench December 6, 2013

Lingoagogo

(Lean-goe-ah-go-go) a word that is used to describe the 1960’s linguistic stylings. Particularly words made popular in cities that were viewed as progressive or Groovy. Such as London, New York, Paris, Monte Carlo etc. Austin Powers brought back to the forefront lingoagogo. Verbal stylings such as “Groovy Baby, Yeah!” “Shagadelic”, “smashing”, “jubbly” and beat nick lingo like chick, dig, fuzz, swinging, shades, hip, ginchiest are all examples of lingoagogo.

You are such Groovy Bird baby when you pontificate lingoagogo. It is simply smashing and it makes you totally shagadelic. A hip chick like you and your Old Man Randy should swing with me tonight. , It would be one class act and your ginchy jubblies would be the stars of the show. Dig?

by Dragonlady58 December 11, 2020

Lincolnshire Syndrome

A typical malaise affecting those who live in secluded rural areas such as Lincolnshire, England. Symptoms include lack of urban awareness; an aversity to progress; general social/racial ignorance and crucially the inability to accept that such areas are generally shit. Sufferers may find difficulty in rehabilitation; some have been known to live in said areas for life due to their irrefutable lack of ambition. Surprisingly some are content to be entertained lifelong by Young Farmers' parties and "Skeg-Vegas", an association of which the true Vegas, thankfully, is unlikely to know of. To this date there is no apparent cure.

"you off to skeggy vegas on saturday yeahhh?"

- a Lincolnshire Syndrome sufferer

by pradzor March 17, 2010

Abraham Lincoln Jerk

When you go to a theatre, sneak inside a booth and choose a target to cum on from behind. By doing so, you need to leave the theatre unnoticed.

"Dude I Abraham Lincoln Jerked on that old lady while she was watching the emoji movie."

by WoopZerz April 19, 2018

loser limousine

A Greyhound bus or a city bus, particularly in those U.S. cities where public transit is not popular, and where many of its riders are parolees, wear eye patches, stink, or have IQs under 80. A mobile Jerry Springer Show.

I got a DUI and lost my license, so now I have to take the loser limousine.

by Rex Rowland April 3, 2011

Nigger limousine

The city bus or public transportation

It took me an extra 15 minutes to get to work today because I couldn't get around the nigger limousine.

by Oxyman September 3, 2013

torqued out a Lincoln Log

When someone cranks out a prodigious-sized turd. Often accompanied by gasps of pain, but followed by a feeling of great physical and emotional relief.

Holy Shit! I just torqued out a Lincoln Log. I hope it doesn't stop up the toilet!

by You_Da_Monster September 5, 2011