lemming

Animal for which the non-existant Lemming Virus was named. Symptoms of this virus that isn't recognized by any medical textbook no matter how old or new include:
• Spontaneous seizures in which the afflicted shrieks "MUST...DROWN..MUST..DROWN" and leaps toward the nearest body of water
• Acquirement of a Lemming World season pass
• Building a K'Nex Rippin' Rocket rollercoaster model in such a way that the track cuts off just over the hill, resulting in the car flying off the track and smashing into a wall
• Wishing to shrink him/herself to be able to ride in the K'Nex roller coaster car to enjoy this adventure

You have recieved the LEMMING Virus. MUST BURROW MUST BURROW MUST BURROW

by Psylence February 9, 2004

Lemming

Is one of those little wacky guys in that old B game... u know with the sweet green hair and purple skin, and when u dont put a ledge the fall of cliffs and die and stuff....

Sweet, look at those lemmings die

by Swede May 25, 2004

lemming

a preson who belives anything if you tell them its cool

that fashionista is such a lemming

by lemmings 101 April 22, 2005

Lemming

A suicidal "creature" that likes to jump off a cliff, out of a perfectly good airplane...

One so called "lemming" illegaly enter an abandoned water slide park, ride a garbage bin lid down a dry waterslide with an equally dry brake pool at the bottom, only to finish up with two smashed ankles and huge amount of humiliation from friends and enemies on a popular australian computer enthusiast site.

by deepspring February 20, 2006

lemming

down, depressed, sad

Luke's feeling lemming.

by Kevely April 25, 2003

Lemming

The stupidest animal to roam this earth

every four years in alaska, the lemming population becomes so large that the furry little bastards start killing each other and drowning in large bodies of water.

by emilyrunnes August 3, 2008

lemming

A person participating in Fantasy Sports who picks up a terrible player off the waiver wire because the player did something unusually good the day before.

All the lemmings picked up Tie Domi from the wire today because he scored a goal last night. After a few weeks of Tie not doing a thing for them the lemmings will all drop him.

by bumpin' ugly October 6, 2006