at least buy me dinner first

1. the response when somebody fucks you in a non-sexual way

2. the response when an unintentionally sexual activity occurs in a non-sexual setting

1.
*teacher hands back essay with a D-*
"at least buy me dinner first"

*car mechanic gives you a repair estimate*
"at least buy me dinner first"

2.
*tsa agent pats your groin down*
"at least buy me dinner first"

* gastroenterologist begins colonoscopy*
"at least buy me dinner first"

by jigtigglybitties October 18, 2018

Least Favorite Puppy

The counter part to favorite puppy, least favorite puppy is an adjective that means the opposite

People who dislike the Chuckle Sandwich Podcast are least favorite puppy.

by Pufferfish Eater June 22, 2021

At Least There's Toast

A phrase used to indicate recognition of a desirable side to an otherwise undesirable situation or experience. Most commonly used after that undesirable situation or event is described as shit on toast.

DUDE: What a terrible day. Just a bunch of shit on toast, bro.

BRO: Well, it's over now. So at least there's toast.

by Eurkos November 12, 2012

on the leash

to be tied down in a relationship of sorts. to have (tight) restrictions on what you can and cannot do. to be on the is leash to be exclusively tied down to ONE person. similar to how a dog is on a leash held by one person and that one person dictates what they do by keeping a firm grip on the leash. the leash is a two person activity. you wouldn't hold a leash with no dog on the other end. in short, the leash is what ties to people together... but who holds the leash and who is walking is whats really important.

Seela: hi bryce!
Bryce: *says nothing*
Seela: um.. hi bryce!
Bryce: oh sorry I'm on the leash

by laureneliz November 29, 2016

Leashy-Loo

One of Alycia Debnam-Carey’s nicknames

In one of Eliza Taylor’s Instagram posts she refers to alycia as leashy-loo

by bho30 October 2, 2019

leasia

The nicest person in the world. But try not to get on her nerves bc she will kick you. She will always be there for you. She does get put in a lot of drama but dont give up on her. She is sensative too. She can sometimes be a bully. But she loves turtles

Leasia is the nicest person in the world.

by 11savage_yolo July 13, 2018

Leash Kid

A child, generally of a young age (but not limited to) which is fitted with a harness with a leash attached to it. It is used so the parent then can control the movability of the child. Leash kids are seen in many shapes and sizes, ranging from little children that run a muck to fat ones that destroy things.

Little girl: "Look at that kid mum, his on a leash"
Mum: "Shhhh, stop staring at the leash kid"

by score22 June 13, 2008