A supermassive black hole that was moved from the center of the galaxy to right smack dab in the middle of the desert in nevada. It's gravitational force is so strong that nothng, not even your paycheck can escape its pull. As more of your money falls into the event horizon, vegas's mass grows ever larger.
Money caught, withen the gravitional pull of las vegas, gives off x-rays, detectable as debt here on earth, as it spirals down to oblivion.
by Accretion Disk March 6, 2005
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A once beautiful town that is fast becoming an overpopulated crime riddled shithole like Los Angeles.
Las Vegas will never be the beautiful town it once was.
by Overdrive November 15, 2005
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A city that will soon take over Los Angelees as the capital of the west coast.
Get drunk in L.a, get crunk in Las Vegas
by bigshow8891 September 28, 2006
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A heavenly place filled with bright lights, famous headliners, friendly lap dances from surgically augmented ladies.
Mark and Alex took their cousin Jimmy for his 21st birthday to get some tasty Las Vegas lap dances.
by U.J. July 27, 2005
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the best city in the world. if u live here and complain about how there's nothing to do then ur a loser with no life. u probably wouldn't be happy anywhere else because you suck at life

the entertainment capital of the world. we make money off all the tourists and they get mad cuz we are taking their money.
Tourist: I loved vegas until I lost all my money, now I hate it.

Local:Yeah Las Vegas is awesome I love living here, it's so fun.

Loser:I hate living here cuz im under 21 and I have no friends to party with so I'm a sad and depressed loser. I bet Cali is better.
by OG SteveO December 10, 2006
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A city of murder,mayhem and chaos.The city that never sleeps is one of the biggest cities in the United States.Lined at the center of it all is the strip.A place of gambling and partying.Then you got the North side, the part of Vegas thats ghetto, the nickname of the north side is the "Dumps" or "northtown".The West and east sides are the middle class parts of Vegas.The South side of Vegas is the richest neighborhood in Las Vegas,nickenamed ""so high" which stands for "southern highlands" all in all vegas is a great city and if your a scrub its fucking paradise.
Vegas also has other nicknames such as Las Vicious, V-Town, and of course Sin City.
My trip to vicious was fucking crazy homie ,can't wait to go back. I love Las Vegas
by V.I.K August 9, 2009
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American excess at its most excessive.

Everything that's bad about the United States all rolled into one location.

A colossal waste of energy, in the middle of nowhere.
Las Vegas should be seen at least once, if only to prove that it really does exist, and isn't the demented fantasy of a Hollywood set designer.
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