laggotry

noun: 1. a term used to describe an instance of extreme internet lag, often resulting in an undesirable effect or outcome in a video game or other media source
2. when your internet connection or media signal is being gay
3. negative consequences of unstable connections, overworked servers, or weak signal broadcast/reception

"It seems like every time i try to watch this show, Comcast starts up with the laggotry."

"I totally lost that last game to some straight-up laggotry."

by herbal T. November 17, 2010

labbott

A guy that is really sporty and smart and annoying, he is also really sexy and the girls love him.

Oh look all the girls love him, he must be a labbott.

by The master of Adam’s apple July 23, 2019

Cuntal Labotomy

A Cuntal Labotomy is a procedure necessary when someone is acting like a total cunt and needs to be checked.

Usage: Honey, if you keep talking like that & don't listen to anything I'm saying, you're in need of a full Cuntal Labotomy!

by seamoore69 March 30, 2016

Laggot

A person who is a faggot and makes other people lag online.

I cant even hear you becuase of that fucking laggot.

by t5quared December 26, 2010

Lagboat

An AWOL Legend.

Many of the posters are obsessed with him. Winds up most of the Posters from Cardiff.

Usually get banned cause they can't handle him.

Witty, Intelligent but Modest.

Valleys "That Lagboat off AWOL made us look right cunts Picks"

by wxmddf May 26, 2009

lambotoast

When you cook a piece of bread making it into a piece of delicious toast on a Lamborghini making it perfectly toasted toast for all of your friends you got from having the Lamborghini.

Rich guy: Yo, do you want to have a dank ass lambotoast with me and my friends
Friend: Yeah sure, can we ride in it too?
Rich guy: Who the fuck do you think this is, A test drive? No you cannot ride in it, this is a motherfuckin lambotoast.
Friend: Ok.

by ITSYABOYSEBASTIAN December 10, 2018

lambothon

A massive rant about lamb going on and on.

What's your beef about lamb?

Stop this lambothon now!

by ITman December 14, 2021