lituation

It’s a culmination of several lit things happening at once.

You go to the bodega and a chicken cutlet is half off and they give you a free bag of chips and an Arizona because they know you. That’s a lituation.

by stevesweatpants January 6, 2015

Latitude

Term used for Global navigation.
Latitude and longitude create a waypoint.
Latitude is the angular distance north or south from the earth's equator ranging from 0° at the Equator to 90° at the poles (90° N for the North Pole or 90° S for the South Pole).

Your waypoint coordinates have a typo, the Latitude was 48° but you wrote 47°.

by outlive December 18, 2006

lituation

when it is lit as fuck.

Jack: THIS IS A LITUATION!
Mike: Hells yeah!

by roasted chicken sandwich March 8, 2016

Latitudinal Poonal Drift

The phenomena where as latitude moves toward 0 degrees, poon increases exponentially in quantity and most notably, quality. Hot bitches raised in frigid arctic wastelands move toward tropical equatorial regions upon reaching sexual maturity. This leaves a disproportianate ratio of dudes to chicks in arctic environments, resulting in frequent man circuises and sausage fests. This results in an abnormally high number of cases of poonitis {see poonitis}. In regions above the artic circle this effect is so strong that entire villages will exist without a single female. This results in a prison type situation where men begin to pork one another in the ass. The other effect of this phenomena is that regions such as California have a disproportionately high number of hot bitches compared to men.

"Yeah man Lexi left for Miami last week."

"God damn we lost another hot bitch to Latitudinal Poonal Drift."

by Yoge and Spanky February 27, 2008

Latitude

Latitude is a measure of horizontal location, and a horizontal line composes 50% of a square. Thus, your attitude is reflective of being a "square." To be a square is to be annoying.

This waitress has been a bitch all night. Some serious latitude.

by Midnight Bitch June 18, 2016

Liturgying

LIT·ur·gy·ing

1. The act of performance/reading of a liturgy, a predetermined or prescribed set of rituals, usually as part of a religious institution. An official action that takes placed during worship service of the Christian church.

2. What a liturgist does: the reading from/of a prescribed form or set of forms for public religious worship.

Proud of how good their son's liturgying at the church service that morning was, Bob and Kay took him out to his favorite restaurant for lunch.

by bebuchanan January 1, 2010

liturgista

A person who sets a high standard in the use of liturgy. Coined by Marthame Sanders, it is a neologism that combines liturgist with the -ista suffix common in Spanish and Italian. (See also fashionista.)

That Barbara Brown Taylor is one righteous liturgista.

by liturgista March 16, 2011