Locking loins.......................Tarzan could tell you about this one; or just ask Jane. Tarzan wore a loin cloth, his main apparell, to cover up his loins. Therefore in order to lock loins, you must have another pair of loins. This is where Jane comes in. Get it? For you chimps out there, it's the same thing as procreating, or having sex.
by Corporal Smoothie December 8, 2009
Get the lock loins mug.Sexual, often used in the same context as "whatever floats your boat". It means whatever turns you on. Means jacking off, or means sex.
by omnomKonrad March 10, 2011
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1. When a person has no second thoughts about performing an awkward social action, where the normal person would have to psych himself up for the experiance.
2. When a person does the same, but with a physically painful or difficult action, again with no forethought or mental preperation.
3. In simpler terms "Toasted Loins" is often used in place of "Badass". Not entirely correct as "toasted loins" is more a result of extreme social training, or in the physical aspect, being kinda thick.
4. Meaning comes from the idea that if your balls are all hot you get reckless an antsy. If you toasted them (omg ow) therefore, you would do anything.
2. When a person does the same, but with a physically painful or difficult action, again with no forethought or mental preperation.
3. In simpler terms "Toasted Loins" is often used in place of "Badass". Not entirely correct as "toasted loins" is more a result of extreme social training, or in the physical aspect, being kinda thick.
4. Meaning comes from the idea that if your balls are all hot you get reckless an antsy. If you toasted them (omg ow) therefore, you would do anything.
1. "wooah, Rob just went up to that guy and laid him out straight. Did you see that?! He's got toasted loins, man."
2. "Man, punch that wall."
*punch*
"holy hell man, you'r loins are toasted!"
3. (INCORRECT USEAGE) "He just beat up that guy, he's so cool, his loins are toasty!"
2. "Man, punch that wall."
*punch*
"holy hell man, you'r loins are toasted!"
3. (INCORRECT USEAGE) "He just beat up that guy, he's so cool, his loins are toasty!"
by BigBadBad March 22, 2009
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Tyler: where bb
Jade: in my burning loins
Tyler: alright but I’m next! ;)
Jade: oh. My god your. Deeper, hurry, come on. PUSH. HARDER. *pushes Tyler’s head into her more and wraps her legs around his head*
Tyler: right my turn
Jade peels herself off of Tyler, her loins are pumping. She begins to kiss Tyler and suck him as she advances down to his lower abdomen. Without hesitation Tyler’s dick plunged into her mouth and she massages every nerve with her tongue 👅
Tyler: where bb
Jade: in my burning loins
Tyler: alright but I’m next! ;)
Jade: oh. My god your. Deeper, hurry, come on. PUSH. HARDER. *pushes Tyler’s head into her more and wraps her legs around his head*
Tyler: right my turn
Jade peels herself off of Tyler, her loins are pumping. She begins to kiss Tyler and suck him as she advances down to his lower abdomen. Without hesitation Tyler’s dick plunged into her mouth and she massages every nerve with her tongue 👅
by average girl May 20, 2020
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"Hey you, quit girding my loins!"
"You are really know how to gird my loins!"
by Emily and conor April 10, 2007
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Get the ablazed loins mug.A pleasant alternative to the usual 'calm your tits', usually directed towards a male. The exact opposite of 'gird your loins'. It means as it looks-- calm yourself because you're making mistakes your children are going to feel (through the loins).
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